Utanda-wazi balaa...

[miagie]

Kalii kuliko

kaliii ku-like...

 

[st.ignatues loyolo]

haaaah. mapumbu meusi

 

[SIZLA]

Aah we kwere! shidaaaaaaaa

 

[mzeelapa]

Mkuu ukirudia tena utapigwa ban kwa kuhatarisha usalama wa mbavu za wana JF!!!!

 

[Piere. Fm]

Hahahahahahahaha nimezipenda hzo 2 eti mashine ya mama yake ni ya diseli.
Na hiyo ya garage et binti kaona small Suzuki. Hahahahaha.

 

[Piere. Fm]

Mkuu ukirudia tena utapigwa ban kwa kuhatarisha usalama wa mbavu za wana JF!!!!

hakika mkuu anahatarisha mbavu za Raia.

 

[cerengeti]

Hahahaha

 

[Mchosis]

hii machine ya diesel noumer

 

[Language master]

acheche................

 

[Charity24]

Duh! Eti mashine ya diesel. Huyo binti alijifanya kauzu lakini dingi kamuonesha kwamba sikio halizidi kichwa. Next time akiona lazima auchune.

 

[IBM2014]

Mmh!, utandawazi huu bana! Zamani ulikua unafunua chupi ndio uone ******, lakini siku hizi! unapanua **** ndio uone chupi.
Mambo ya bikini hayo wana JF!.

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Msichana 1 kutoka kijijini alipata BOY FRIEND wakaenda GUEST HOUSE kufika tu, jamaa akaingia chooni na kuvaa kondom alivyotoka msichana akapiga simu kwao akawaambia ndugu zake "nimepata BOY FRIEND mpya hata MB** YAKE haijafunguliwa ipo kwenye lailon lake.


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KIZAZ KIPYA NOMA: Baba kakaa vibaya mara binti yake akamuuliza mbona mapumbu yako meusi hvyo? Baba akajibu; Mashine ya mama yako ni ya diesel..


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A man 4get 2 zip up his trouser so a lady said to him,"Sir, ur garage is open. The man gave a nauty smile as he zip up & ask,"Did u see my Black Range Rover Jeep parked inside? The lady smiles bac n says,"NO,jst a small suzuki with two flat tyres.

Refresh of the day

 

[miagie]

Duh! Eti mashine ya diesel. Huyo binti alijifanya kauzu lakini dingi kamuonesha kwamba sikio halizidi kichwa. Next time akiona lazima auchune.

hahaha dingi kauzu zaidi ya dagaa....