Utaipata kwa Laki...

Prince edu · Dec 23, 2011

Uwiiííiiii!!! Dogo ana akil kama zangu cjui amenkopa

Donnie Charlie · Dec 23, 2011

Kiulaini kabisa, Duh

Mtoboasiri · Dec 23, 2011

Prince edu said:
Uwiiííiiii!!! Dogo ana akil kama zangu cjui amenkopa

Nashindwa kukataa kuwa haja-copy kwako!

Raia Fulani · Dec 24, 2011

big up!!!! Bonge la joki la kulia na x mass. Nitaiapply tu siku ikifika

MR. DRY · Dec 24, 2011

Dah kweli wewe ni mtoboasiri. Big up sana.

Angel Nylon · Dec 24, 2011

ndo akome umalaya!

Mtoboasiri · Dec 24, 2011

Angel Nylon said:
ndo akome umalaya!

Kwani wewe huwa unakula chakula kile kile kila siku?

chapaa · Dec 24, 2011

fred hafai atammegeaje rafiki yake!!!?

Benny EM · Dec 24, 2011

nice tricky aisee,ahahahahaha!

Pedezyee · Dec 24, 2011

bonge la great thinker

komredi ngosha · Dec 24, 2011

Nina msiba, bt ths imenisababisha nicheke. Thanks kaka!

SHIEKA · Dec 24, 2011

mke wa John (Lisa) na Fred wote wajanja.Mke wa john alimtamani sana Fred ndo maana akamwachia wazi bustani yake ili Fred aione alipoinama kuokota karata. Na Lisa alipompa Fred green light naye Fred akili yake ikasuka mpango wa kupata laki na akafanikiwa. Waona jinsi wanawake na wanaume walivyo? Mke kauza bwana katoa hela ya kununua na mlaji kala vya mteremko.Yote haya kayazua mke wa John.Angekaa vizuri kwa kubana miguu yake kama wakaavyo wanawake waadilifu, bustani isingelimwa wala mumewe kugharamia laki moja.

Bujibuji upo?

SHIEKA · Dec 24, 2011

mke wa John (Lisa) na Fred wote wajanja.Mke wa john alimtamani sana Fred ndo maana akamwachia wazi bustani yake ili Fred aione alipoinama kuokota karata. Na Lisa alipompa Fred green light naye Fred akili yake ikasuka mpango wa kupata laki na akafanikiwa. Waona jinsi wanawake na wanaume walivyo? Mke kauza bwana katoa hela ya kununua na mlaji kala vya mteremko.Yote haya kayazua mke wa John.Angekaa vizuri kwa kubana miguu yake kama wakaavyo wanawake waadilifu, bustani isingelimwa buree!

Bujibuji upo?

Angel Nylon · Dec 24, 2011

Mtoboasiri said:
Kwani wewe huwa unakula chakula kile kile kila siku?

Yap, hua nabadilisha sehem tu ya kulia.

DAWA YA SIKIO · Dec 25, 2011

chapaa said:
fred hafai atammegeaje rafiki yake!!!?

... Teh teh ! Aliona ni maharage ya mbeya!

Mzee wa Rula · Dec 25, 2011

Tehe tehe tehe tehe, mbavu sina wajameni!!!!!
Ina maana dogo kala kitu roho inapenda bure kabisa japokuwa Lisa aliinadi kwa kilo!!!!! Ama kweli mjini shule,

Mtoboasiri said:
..John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini ya meza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa chupi. Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakukugundua.

Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred: "Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
Fred: "Ndiyo".
Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda site visits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudi jioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo, alipita hapa mara moja".
John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"
Lisa akawaza: 'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".
John: "Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".

neggirl · Dec 25, 2011

tobaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Viol · Dec 25, 2011

Kavua ch*pi bure

TUMY · Dec 25, 2011

ha hah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha h ah ahah :lol:

beyond heaven · Dec 26, 2011

hahahahahaha...
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