Uongo unaoongelewa saluni

Nazjaz · Dec 3, 2011

Yaani saluni za wanawake zina vibweka, majungu, umbea, magigambo na uwongo wa kila namna.
Leo nikiwa saluni kujiweka safi, mara akaingia dada mmoja na mizigo yake, anaonekana ametoka shopping.
Kaja, hata bila kuulizwa kaanza kusimulia jinsi ndege za vita zilivyopita chinichini akiwa Karikoo. Eti rubani mmoja akamuona msichana wake, akaigandisha ndege hewani na wakaanza kupiga soga, baada ya muda kidogo akaipaisha tena.
Yaani saluni ndio makao makuu ya uwongo.
Naomba na nyie muongeze na nyie uwongo mliousikia huko.

Kongosho · Dec 3, 2011

eti wewe saluni yako iko kwa kopa

Mphamvu · Dec 3, 2011

Nazjaz said:
Yaani saluni za wanawake zina vibweka, majungu, umbea, magigambo na uwongo wa kila namna.
Leo nikiwa saluni kujiweka safi, mara akaingia dada mmoja na mizigo yake, anaonekana ametoka shopping.
Kaja, hata bila kuulizwa kaanza kusimulia jinsi ndege za vita zilivyopita chinichini akiwa Karikoo. Eti rubani mmoja akamuona msichana wake, akaigandisha ndege hewani na wakaanza kupiga soga, baada ya muda kidogo akaipaisha tena.
Yaani saluni ndio makao makuu ya uwongo.
Naomba na nyie muongeze na nyie uwongo mliousikia huko.

usiniambie ulikuwa Lisa Magic Hands?
Saluni(za kike na za kiume) umbea ndo mahala pake. Ukitaka kujua nani kaachika, nani muathïrika, yupi amefumaniwa juzi, nani anatembea na nani, vyote utavipata huko.
Watu huwa wanashambulia za kike peke yake, lakini hata za kiume nazo ni b'laa, hasa zile zenye vinyozi wakazi!

driller · Dec 3, 2011

Mphamvu said:
usiniambie ulikuwa Lisa Magic Hands?
Saluni(za kike na za kiume) umbea ndo mahala pake. Ukitaka kujua nani kaachika, nani muathïrika, yupi amefumaniwa juzi, nani anatembea na nani, vyote utavipata huko.
Watu huwa wanashambulia za kike peke yake, lakini hata za kiume nazo ni b'laa, hasa zile zenye vinyozi wakazi!

ila ukweli ni kwamba za kike ni balaaa

Meritta · Dec 3, 2011

uongo ndo maala pake na elimu ndogo ndo inachangia

Mphamvu · Dec 3, 2011

driller said:
ila ukweli ni kwamba za kike ni balaaa

nakubali, ila za kiume hazivumi ila zimo!

Mshume Kiyate · Dec 3, 2011

Uwongo upo kila kona mpaka Ikulu, Bungeni, Maofisini...lol

Nazjaz · Dec 4, 2011

driller said:
ila ukweli ni kwamba za kike ni balaaa

siku hizi za kiume ndio zimegeuka vijiwe vya ushoga na wanaume kukuwadiana kwa midume mingine. Yaani saluni zinaharibu sana vijana

Nazjaz · Dec 4, 2011

chatu dume said:
Uwongo upo kila kona mpaka Ikulu, Bungeni, Maofisini...lol

wanasiasa wanayakataa hata majina yao.
Nape alitangaza ushindi wa Igunga, baadae akakataa.
Alipokuwa usa na malecela akakiri kuwa ni yeye ndo aliyetangaza ushindi wa ccm

Dr Lizzy · Dec 4, 2011

Hivi watu hua mnaenda saluni kupiga na kutafuta umbea au kujitengeneza?

Ukifika weka mziki wako uwe unatoa pale unapohitaji kutoa maagizo tu. . . maana hata kusikiliza na kwenda kuhadhithia kwingine ni umbea tosha.

The Hunter · Dec 4, 2011

Mtu hana shule, hana assignment, hana majukumu, either anaishi kwa dada, shemeji, mjomba, binamu, kulakulala, au golikipa,
unatarajia atapiga stori gani? wakati anapokuwa anapitisha muda kusubiria kengele ili akale? lazima apige umbea
Ndo maana mtu akiniambia yupo busy bongo, me namwona mwongo tuu!
Tumezoea bla bla ambazo hazima manufaa yoyote

Mphamvu · Dec 4, 2011

Nazjaz said:
siku hizi za kiume ndio zimegeuka vijiwe vya ushoga na wanaume kukuwadiana kwa midume mingine. Yaani saluni zinaharibu sana vijana

hili jipya kwangu.
Hebu tupe data zaidi mkuu...

Mphamvu · Dec 4, 2011

Lizzy said:
Hivi watu hua mnaenda saluni kupiga na kutafuta umbea au kujitengeneza?

Ukifika weka mziki wako uwe unatoa pale unapohitaji kutoa maagizo tu. . . maana hata kusikiliza na kwenda kuhadhithia kwingine ni umbea tosha.

raha ya saluni umbea babu we!
Ndo nini kutengenezana kimya kimya?

Dr Lizzy · Dec 4, 2011

Mphamvu said:
raha ya saluni umbea babu we!
Ndo nini kutengenezana kimya kimya?

Sasa kama ndio kazi yake malalamiko ya nini?
Endeleeni kusambaza.

Mphamvu · Dec 4, 2011

Lizzy said:
Sasa kama ndio kazi yake malalamiko ya nini?
Endeleeni kusambaza.

msome vema mdada mleta uzi. Hana tatizo na umbea, ila ana tatizo na urongo wa huko saluni, as u know umbea ukiwa ukweli raha sana.
Sawasawa?

Dr Lizzy · Dec 4, 2011

Mphamvu said:
msome vema mdada mleta uzi. Hana tatizo na umbea, ila ana tatizo na urongo wa huko saluni, as u know umbea ukiwa ukweli raha sana.
Sawasawa?

Tangu lini umbea ukawa umejaa ukweli?
Siku zote umbea lazima uwe umeongezwa chumvi ama sukari, zaidi ya hapa yanakua maongezi na sio umbea.

fabinyo · Dec 4, 2011

Nazjaz said:
Yaani saluni za wanawake zina vibweka, majungu, umbea, magigambo na uwongo wa kila namna.
Leo nikiwa saluni kujiweka safi, mara akaingia dada mmoja na mizigo yake, anaonekana ametoka shopping.
Kaja, hata bila kuulizwa kaanza kusimulia jinsi ndege za vita zilivyopita chinichini akiwa Karikoo. Eti rubani mmoja akamuona msichana wake, akaigandisha ndege hewani na wakaanza kupiga soga, baada ya muda kidogo akaipaisha tena.
Yaani saluni ndio makao makuu ya uwongo.
Naomba na nyie muongeze na nyie uwongo mliousikia huko.

kama ni uongo huyo kapitiliza

Mzee · Dec 4, 2011

Ni ujinga kuifanya ofisi sehemu ya umbea.

Criss · Dec 4, 2011

Mphamvu said:
raha ya saluni umbea babu we!
Ndo nini kutengenezana kimya kimya?

Mhhhhh!!! mkuu we c wakiume? hahahahaaa....

Katavi · Dec 4, 2011

fabinyo said:
kama ni uongo huyo kapitiliza

Huo unabidi utafutiwe jina lake si uongo wa kawaida!

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