Ungekuwa wewe ungemfanya nini mlevi huyu?

Kiraka Kikuu

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Hahahaaa!

driller said:

umenichekesha mkuu lakini hapo utaua jamaaa angu..!

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Mzelelo

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Aliyeamshwa ndiye mlevi zaidi. Ilibidi amuulize nikakusukume nini?

 

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ngoshas

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Kwa usumbufu alioniptia, ntamsukuma jp mara mbili

 

kajoli.com

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hakyananani! ningemsachi kwanza kama hana changu basi anakula mbata za kutosha

 

Wa Nyumbani

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Aisiii yaani angeipatapata!

 

Mbimbinho

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THK DJAYZZ said:

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Umetisha mkuu !

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Mkuu mara ya pili hii naload network yako to 100%, am glad asee...!
Pamoja sna tu..!

 

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bigambo

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inachekesha kimtindo sana........

 

Mbimbinho

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kajoli.com said:

hakyananani! ningemsachi kwanza kama hana changu basi anakula mbata za kutosha

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Hahahahaaaa

 

fakenology

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Mmmh!!!
nmeishiwa na nguvu

 

tpaul

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Hapo ni vitasa tu mpaka pombe zimtoke!!!!!!!!!!

 

poorbillionaire

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Huyo mlevi angejuta kwa nin kaja kugonga kwangu.

 

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chintunu

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Hii nayo ni ya mwaka••

 

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sir mgumu

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Mbimbinho

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Hahahahaaa., kila nikifikiria najikuta nacheka tu maana duh..

 

bwanamau

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Mbimbinho said:

Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe. Saa tisa ya usiku wakaamshwa na mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni kwao. Wakabishana nani akafungue, hatimae mume akiwa usingizini kaenda na kufungua mlango.

Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao:
MUME: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.

Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia,
MLEVI: Okay nisukume basi..
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hapo lazma achezee kchapo had akili ikae sawa!

 

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Novida

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Ningefurahi kwakua amenipunguzia kazi maana nibora kumsukuma mtu alie kwenye bembea kuliko alie kwenye gali. kazi rahis kuliko nilivyo fikiria.

 

Good Father

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noma sana hiyo

 

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Godhad

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Aixee yani ningechapa vboko mpaka pombe zmtoke

 

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The me

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Godhad said:

Aixee yani ningechapa vboko mpaka pombe zmtoke

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Akili za pombe tunazijua jamani.

 

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xuxumeyu

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toghocho said:

namwambia subiri, naenda kumuita wife, namwambia haya msukume... me narudi zangu kulala

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Wife Kumbe Ndio Nyie Wakezenu Wana Zaa Watoto Wamefanana Na Jirani...