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ungekuwa wewe ungefanyaje/

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtamanyali, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]HIVI KAMA UNGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYAJE?.,.,., babu yako ndio alikuwa anataka kukata roho akakuita wewe ambaye ndiye mjukuu wake akakupa wosia huu hapa "mjukuu wangu kipenz mimi ninazo milioni 800 , na hakuna mtu mwingine anayejua nilipoziweka zaid yangu, ila nataka nikupe wewe hizo pesa zoote kama urithi wako, hizo pesa nimeziweka kwenye, kwenye,kwenye, zipo kwenye, kwenye,,,.,.,., HALAFU GHAFLA ANAKUFA KABLA HAJAMALIZIA ALIPOWEKA PESA.. JE KAMA NI WEWE UTAFANYAJE?[/h]
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa utafanyaje tena!basi!
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Pesa margea hapo ntamuombea dua alale mahal pema peponi
     
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    Na mmi najiua ili niende kumuuliza kuzimu alipoziacha hizo pesa.
     
  5. Nyiluka

    Nyiluka Member

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    Ntatafuta kila sehemu
     
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    Museven JF-Expert Member

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    Nasachi kwenye vyungu na mitungi yote.
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa usawa huu nacheki kama kweli babu alikuwa na access ya kuweza kuwa na hela kama hizo, vinginevyo nitamini alikuwa anataka kumpiga fiksi malaika wa zamu ili asiepe naye
     
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    lazima ataongea tena maana mpunga mrefu huo................
     
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    Babu Original Member

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    Nitamfufua ili aseme vizuri.
     
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    MC babuu Member

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    Kwanza ntachimba kila kona ya nyumba
     
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    filonos JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmmm.........Hicho bachiii
     
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    lazima nami nife ili nikamuulize hawezi kuondoka hivihivi then nitaludi kutumia pesa
     
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    hahahahhah!! lol ntampiga mabao kwa kunipa tamaa ya kuzkamata hzo ela
     
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    Nampiga ngumi ya koromero aache masikhara..
     
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    Ningemwekea mashine ya kupumua, anaweza kuzinduka amalizie kusema
     
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    Ningemchapa kofi hadi aamke amalizie maelezo yake chezea hela weye.
     
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    I will move earth n' heaven in search of the buck

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    Huyo babu fiksi tu hawezi kuwa na hela zote hizo halafu aweke siri mpaka nusukaputi ndio aseme. Bosheni tu huyo hana lolote.
     
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    paranawe New Member

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    Yawezekana ni kweli alikuwa nazo, isipokuwa ukumbuke saa aliyokupangia mungu ikifika, hakuna awezaye kukuongezea hata chembe ya dk.Hivyo dogo kubali yaishe!
     
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    Ni kutapatapa wakati roho inatoka hakuna cha mamilioni wala nn,
     
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