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ungekuwa wewe ungefanya nini?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pomo, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    kuna jamaa mmoja alikwenda kuoa huko kigoma, harusi ilipokwisha wakaenda mapumzikoni(honey moon) na mkewe.
    walipomaliza hiyo honey moon jamaa akarudi kwa wakwe zake kushukuru kwa vitu vzuri alivyopewa na mkewe.

    jamaa: wazazi wangu nawashukuru kwa kunitunzia mwanenu na nimekuta bado hajaguswa kabisa

    wazazi: eeh baba usitushukuru sisi bora ungewashukuru hao mabwana zake waliokuwa wanam do kwenye masaburi yake

    jamaa: alibaki kimya asijue la kufanya
     
  2. Manyanza

    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh!!
     
  3. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Noumaa
     
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    hahaha.
     
  5. Mzee Wa Rubisi

    Mzee Wa Rubisi JF-Expert Member

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    je alikagua kote nyuma na mbele .siku hizi bila utaikuta tu kwani wanatoa hii kutunza mbe
     
  6. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu waapushe hawa watu na moto mkal siku ya kiama, hawajui walitendalo, wanaume walaaniwe wanaozamisha nanii zao kwenye masaburi.
    Ameni.
     
  7. X-not

    X-not Member

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    Masaburi ndio niini?! ^.^
     
  8. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    nilisha ipata hii ktk "sms" Ok.. nisingefanya kitu.... by the way its too hypothetical!!!!!
     
  9. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    nyuma..............
     
  10. kichomi

    kichomi JF-Expert Member

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    <br />
    Matakoz aka makalio.
     
  11. Gobret

    Gobret JF-Expert Member

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    Masaburi = Backslash a.k.a '/'
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mgongoni.....??
     
  13. G_crisis

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    Talaka hapo hapo
     
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