Unapoandika Msg kuwa Makini....

[Spear_]

Haya ni mazungumzo ya mama na mtoto kwa msg....


Mother: I love you Son, you should come with me to church this Sunday it is going to be great..


Son: Shit I just want some head tho I ain't really tryna f.u.c.k.i.n


Son: Mama I'm so sorry I meant to send that to somebody else..!! I love you too Mama I'm so sorry


Mother: You need Jesus. I raised you better than that. You will be at Church with me this Sunday...


Son: Mom..!! What if I just come home at 3am…?


Mother: Then I am going to lick your ass out tonight


Son: What??...!!!


Mother: I'm being serious…


Son: Uhmm… that is disgusting... Ok...


Mother: Sorry I meant Lock not Lick


Son: Uuhuuu….!!

 

[uporoto01]

Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

 

[chapaa]

Hapo ni notice

Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

 

[Shine]

Lolo lolooo!

 

[uporoto01]

Hapo ni notice

Tena mama mwenye nyumba alikuwa mlokole,akaja siku ya pili na kumrudishia kijana hela yake ya kodi bila kusema kitu.jamaa alishaipenda nyumba ile ilikuwa tulivu na hamna tatizo la maji.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Duuu!! Noma sana

 

[Spear_]

Kuna mpangaji wa kiume mgeni alimtumia mama mwenye nyumba sms 'mama ulisahau kunipa bili ya uume'. akimaanisha umeme.

hizi haraka nyingine bana.....

 

[Karry]

dah hiyo balaa alitakiwa arekebishe msg yake kabla ya kutwanga notice

 

[Kimbweka]

Ndo maana mie napenda kutwanga kuliko k-sms

 

[Omary sebene]

Sio mdomo tu ndio unachoka kuongea hata mikono pia inachoka kuandika

 

[Misterdennis]

Ndo maana mie napenda kutwanga kuliko k-sms

Huu ndio ushauri mzuri haswaa. Hauna kumbukumbu wala nini .... inapokuja kwenye malumbano eti ulisema hivi ..... anakuwa hana ushahidi wowote, it's your word against his/hers.

 

[Pasco_jr_ngumi]

bili ya UUME.......??????

 

[Amoeba]

Bili ya uume!!!!! hahaaa Ila hayo ni mazoea yasiyo namaana; wewe utamtumiaje mtu mzima msg bana, tena mama na heshima zake-tena mke wa mtu umemzoea vp!!! twanga simu, siyo unaanzisha mazoea ya msg na wake za watu!! hahaaaa

 

[Mateka]

Jamaa mwingine alituma "Niandalie uchi wa moto leo na hamu nao" badala ya "Niandalie uji wa moto..."

 

[Utamaduni]

ha hahaha, umenikumbusha kuna ile moja iliwahi kuwa hapa jamaa kasafiri alipofika akamtumia msg mkewe "Honey, the place is so cool here, am having fan, I wish you were HER"

Instead of HERE

 

[Angel Nylon]

ha hahaha, umenikumbusha kuna ile moja iliwahi kuwa hapa jamaa kasafiri alipofika akamtumia msg mkewe "Honey, the place is so cool here, am having fan, I wish you were HER"

Instead of HERE

Yeah, one spelling mistake can destroy a marriage