Unakikumbuka hiki kibwagizo???

[CharmingLady]

baridi kali... Li
lindi na vita... Ta
tausi ndege wangu, ndege wangu wa fahari, ndege umekwisha hali sasa wataka nini?.??

Duh... bonge la mchakachuo!!!

 

[CharmingLady]

Kwanza rudia kuimba ule mwimbo wako, uliokua unamuimbia mwanao, kwakua kuna wenzangu wengine wameshausahau! Then tutafanya majumuisho.

Acha kumzingua daddy angu bana.... Btw vp ndoa yako iliishia wapi????

 

[The secretary]

Wembe wa kucha,,,cha,
chakula kitamu,,,mu
Mungu mkubwa ...bwa

bwawa la samaki...ki..king majuto..to..tone la maji ..ji ,.jitu la kale..le ..lenye madevu(li Bishanga) vu..vumbua dhahabu bu..bubu hasemi mi..mimi mdogo..go..gogo la mti ..ti,tina na mjuba..baba wa kambo..mbona wanitesa,sasa naondoka..kaa peke yako..koma kunipiga..gari linapita..taarabu imo?(Mi ipo)

 

[The secretary]

Mock..mtihani..ning'inia unye,nyerere,.rembua macho,.chozi la babu..buriani baba wa taifa.

 

[CharmingLady]

Mock..mtihani..ning'inia unye,nyerere,.rembua macho,.chozi la babu..buriani baba wa taifa.

Hahahaaaa hii mpya ndo kwanza naisikia mamito!!!!

 

[Chimbuvu]

Gari lapita ,,,,ta
taarabu imo

mimi mdogo,,,go
gogo la mti....ti
tina na mjuba...ba.
Baba wa kambo...mbo
mbona wanitesa...sa
sasa naondoka...ka.
Kaa peke yako...ko
koma kunipiga...ga

 

[Chimbuvu]

Duh hiyo kali.

Mock..mtihani..ning'inia unye,nyerere,.rembua macho,.chozi la babu..buriani baba wa taifa.

 

[Chimbuvu]

Ok... nilikuwa nshasahau... Duh una kumbukumbu lol!!!! Btw how r u my shem??

fine thank you.

 

[stevoh]

Duh... bonge la mchakachuo!!!

imechakachuliwa wapi?

 

[trachomatis]

Duh.. Mwana kindakindaki yule..

 

[Heart]

hahahhaha...napakumbuka sanaa