Uliyonifanyia yalinifanya niwe mdogo kama piriton

[figganigga]

Hellow JF

Huyu binti nilikuwa nawasiliana naye kwanza kwa PM.

Hadi tukapanga naye niende kumtembelea Zanzibar. Jumamosi iliyoisha nikafunga safari hadi bandarini.

Mpango ulikuwa ni kwenda nilale huko. Nikampigia simu ya kwamba napanda boti ya saa nane na akaahidi kuja kunipokea bandari ya zenj.

Cha ajabu nilipofika zenji na kumpigia simu akanijibu "hivi umeenda kweli mwenzio nakaa Arusha.

Yale ni mambo ya JF bana figganigga, mi nkaja wantania ati, pole sana".

Akamalizia na kicheko.

Nimfanyeje huyu jamani?

 

[JS]

Hahahahaha lol umewezwa kweli this time...achana naye tu si mambo ya JF au ulikuwa na mipango mingine nini?

 

[Keren_Happuch]

hahaahahah....LOL. Pole.

 

[BelindaJacob]

he he..Pole yako kaka, mzee ukajikoki mpaka zenji!...100

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Umfanyeje kwani unamdai?
Ndio dawa ya kukurupuka hiyo. . . kila siku na thread za "nikamzimia, nikamtukana, sasa namtaka". Kwa style hiyo only a fool would take you serious. . . too bad you haven't met one yet.

 

[Ngekewa]

Naoma wenzetu wamefurahi kweli. Pole kaka sisi ndio tunajuwa machungu ya kukosa mechi wakati ushajitayarisha.

 

[The Dude]

Hahahhahahahahahahahahah bro pole sana bro ndo sosho netweking hiyo mweeh!
It‘s nt funny bt yeah it‘s hillarious and pitiful at the same tym!

 

[Mbimbinho]

Nishamjua huyo...)))

 

[Mwali]

Zinduna uko wapi rafiki yangu? nimekumisije?

 

[TheChoji]

Umenikumbusha mbali sana kaka. Nilishawahi kuvaa hivyo viatu. Ila pole sana. Ndio mambo ya Jf..

 

[Judgement]

Daktari hua halii kwa kumuona mgonjwa aliezidiwa !
Aidha Jogoo hafi kwa utitiri !
Geuka kushoto!
Geuka kulia !
Angaza upya wapi pa kulipizia !

 

[Billie]

Labda alifikiri we police mpelelezi bado upo zenj au umerudi tayari nikushauri ka kitu?

 

[Tony Almeda]

Dada zako wamefurahia jinsi ulivyoingizwa choo cha kike! pole broda!. Mia

 

[hayaka]

kaoge na maji ya moto kisha forget about her. na ujifunze kuwa huwezi pata kila kitu unachokitamani.

 

[Aisha Adam]

Dah, hii ndo jf bwana

 

[Bishanga]

Umfanyeje kwani unamdai?
Ndio dawa ya kukurupuka hiyo. . . kila siku na thread za "nikamzimia, nikamtukana, sasa namtaka". Kwa style hiyo only a fool would take you serious. . . too bad you haven't met one yet.

mmmmmmhhhh haya bana,huyo ndo Lizzy in her originality! Tough talking ,soft inside,always they are.

 

[Cantalisia]

Hahahahaha!naona umeanza mwaka kwa style ya pekee,pole mwaya,100.

 

[COURTESY]

hahahahaha, ningekutupia ki like sema natumia kimobile...creative!!jf is more than x ray by .....?

 

[ndetichia]

bahati yako ukukata hata tiketi ungeshaa ankoli mia...

JF is never boring

 

[dubu]

mapenzi yana tutesa sana.pole sana mkuu. kama vipi muendee kwa sangoma.