Ulishawahi kujiuliza kuhusu hili...?

[Nokia83]

Inaelekea unafanya hizi safari

 

[Khantwe]

Hayo pia ni ya msingi....hebu tema.mate chini kama sijasafiri mimi

Hahahah....ptuuu....nimeshatema sir

 

[Obugwa Izoba]

nimewah kumwona mmoja toka chuo kimoja dodoma kwenda kwa birthday ya mpenziwe mwanza. Alipata ajali mbaya safarini akaambulia kilema cha kudumu. Baba yake alizimia na kufa alipopata taarifa za ajali

 

[Mentor]

Hivyo ni vitu vya kusimulia wajukuu...mikasa ya ujana

a.k.a Ushuhuda!

 

[Khantwe]

Kwa apa mi naonaga hamna shida, sababu mwanaume anaeza kimbia na ushaidi ukaisha marehemu akazikwa.Imagine bint anapata tu ajali anaumia uko njiani kuelekea mwanza chuo ni dsm kama ulivosema.Hapo atajibuje nyumbani akilazwa kuuguza majeraha.

Hilo nalo neno best....sijui unasema nini..lkn unaweza kudanganya nlikuwa naenda kumtembelea rafiki yangu

 

[Khantwe]

Nimewahi kuskia hii habari binti wa chuo from dom kapewa mimba na bf wake wakafanya mpango wa kutoa binti kamfata bf wake huko mwanza pasipo mtu yoyote kujua wakatoa ile mimba bahati mbaya binti kaaga dunia mkaka kadata afanyaje?akashirikiana na dadake kumtupa huyo binti,wazazi tafuta sana mwisho wa siku huyo kaka na nduguye wote mbaroni!!! So mbali na dhambi walotenda hii kitu ya kwenda mahali bila kuaga kwa kweli si nzuri heri umwambie hata mtu wako wa karibu!! Ujana maji ya moto!!! ila Muagage basi!!!

Hahahaha....best utaaga kwa mzazi kwamba unaenda kwa mwanaume? Ni ngum sana hasa kwa familia zetu hizi za kiafrika....

 

[Khantwe]

real and true love is all about risk taking

Teh teh haya mama

 

[mkabasia]

Hilo nalo neno best....sijui unasema nini..lkn unaweza kudanganya nlikuwa naenda kumtembelea rafiki yangu

Haya mambo bwana ukiyavuka salama mshukuru Mungu.Umenikumbusha mbali.

 

[Khantwe]

Kwangu hakufika

Hahahaa inategemea....kama alifika akampigia simu shost yake....ongea na shemeji yako shouger...mtoto wa kiume ukaunguruma kibezi chako...ukajishaua pale binti aone anaongea na shem wa ukweli....lazima utanyea debe...

 

[Khantwe]

Inaelekea unafanya hizi safari

Hahahahaa.....so what....?

 

[Nokia83]

Hahahahaa.....so what....?

Be careful...ukipanda upendo coach aga home.

 

[Khantwe]

nimewah kumwona mmoja toka chuo kimoja dodoma kwenda kwa birthday ya mpenziwe mwanza. Alipata ajali mbaya safarini akaambulia kilema cha kudumu. Baba yake alizimia na kufa alipopata taarifa za ajali

Aiseee....na ukute nyumbani alikuwa anajifanya mlokole...huyo mpenzi wake ilikuwaje sasa? Aliendelea nae pamoja na kilema chake?

 

[Khantwe]

Haya mambo bwana ukiyavuka salama mshukuru Mungu.Umenikumbusha mbali.

Ni kweli...lkn neema ya Mungu ina ukomo wake...siku akiamua kukufundisha na kufundisha wengine thru wewe ndipo utajua kumbe maharage si mboga

 

[Khantwe]

Be careful...ukipanda upendo coach aga home.

Hahahahaa...napandaga chaula na budget....

 

[mbwigila]

hiyo inaitwa bailment... is is a service agreement? who is going to be liable for the damage? bailee na bailor, who is the one?

by the way, magistrate court act inasemaje kuhusu kesi hii? scenario nzima ni imaginary, kesi nzima haitoweza kufanyikia sehemu ya tukio kisheria, itabidi irudishwe mahali binti alipokuwa akiishi ili itendewe haki..

kwa kifupi ni kwamba, a matured person, a person over 18 years as stated by the constitution of united republic of Tanzania of 1984, cap, section (will be stated soon), allows every individual to travel prior to information thereof!

The case will be valid if validification will be jurisdified by jurisdiction of the court. (kumbuka sheria sio mchezo wa kamari, kila hatua lazima ifuatwe, na ikamilishwe kabla ya hatua ya pili kuchukuliwa, kama IT vile, system development life cycle ilivyo!)

yan we cjui umesoma chuo gan cha kata halaf unajfanya mwanasheria! Ha2na constitutn ya URT ya mwaka ulio cite hapo juu whch z in use, its jxt constittn ya 77 ndo valid kuiaply cz amendment ishafanyka

 

[Nokia83]

Hahahahaa...napandaga chaula na budget....

Vasco da Gama wa mapenzi

 

[Khantwe]

yan we cjui umesoma chuo gan cha kata halaf unajfanya mwanasheria! Ha2na constitutn ya URT ya mwaka ulio cite hapo juu whch z in use, its jxt constittn ya 77 ndo valid kuiaply cz amendment ishafanyka

Khaaaa...usiniambie wewe ni mwanasheria...!!!

 

[Khantwe]

Vasco da Gama wa mapenzi

Haswaaaa....umejuaje..??

 

[Nokia83]

Haswaaaa....umejuaje..??

Vasco da Gama si ndio msafiri maarufu huku kwetu....

 

[Ximena]

Hahahahaa...napandaga chaula na budget....

hahahaaaa kumbe mummy unatorokeaga Iringa!