Ukisikia Mduara Ndio Huu

LazyDog

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Apr 10, 2008
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Deadlock

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the Boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.


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Shukuru

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Sep 3, 2007
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Ha Ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha aha ha haa hah aha

aaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAA

teh etehe teh tehe teh teeh tehe teh tehe teh teh teh teh teeeeeeeeh teh


Dah huu kweli mduara!!
 

NaimaOmari

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Sep 25, 2007
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mduara wa ukimwi ... who is safe ... only the small boy .. this is a true life situation ya leo ... mafiga matatu
 

Mgaya

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Oct 1, 2007
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Deadlock

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the Boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.


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And the secretary slaps grandpa right on his confused damn face!
 

sumar

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Jun 15, 2008
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George went to Iraq for a years service. While there he stepped on a roadside bomb and lost his foot. He was taken to Germany and fitted with an artificial foot.

As soon as he returned home he got married to his long time fiance. On the first night as he prepared for bed, he unscrewed his artificial foot and proceeded to the bathroom. Immidiately his fiance called her mother and complained. " mama! please come and pick me fast. I am so scared George has one foot" Her mother replied " Come on darling!. Consider your self lucky. Your father has only 4 inches"
 

dotcomlady

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Mduara noma umetulia ngoja nami nimpigie nyumba ndogo yangu ajiandae hahaha

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