Uhuru siyo kama marais wengine Afrika Mashariki, oneni

[respect wa boda]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

hahahahahahahahhhh......!!

BACK TANGANYIKA

 

[Abunuas]

sio hapendi kuzurura, hakuna wakumualika. nakumbuka alienda Urusi wala rais Putin hakuhangaika nae, na baada ya hapo akajipeleka China nako akapokelewa kwa kusuasua tu. Tofauti na Vasco Da gama wetu. mara kaalikwa Ufaransa, mara Obama kamualika, Mara kaitwa Yemen mara Rais wa china kaja, mara kaalikwa kwenye Economic forum conference and so on......
kwa kifupi ni watu wawili tofauti.

''Ikumbukwe huyu rais hapendi kuzurura nchi za watu anaamini uchumi wa kenya sio yeye peke yake anaweza kuuinua ndio maana kadeligate power kwa waziri wa mashauriano ya kigeni..ana nguvu sana.''

 

[WAZIWAZI]

Uhuru hajawahi kupora ardhi ya mtu, hajawahi kujiongezea ardhi zaidi ya ile aliyorithi kwa baba yake. Na kila mwana ana haki kidini, kimila na kisheria kurithi mali au sehemu ya mali anapofariki baba/mazazi.

kwa hiyo kwa nini asitumie nafasi yake ya urais kuonesha uzalendo kwa wakenya wasio na ardhi japo kuwapa hekali 200 kuliko kuwahadaa eti amepunguza mshahara wake 20% mtu ambaye ni miongoni mwa matajiri 50 barani afrika unahisi atapungukiwa nini?

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Imekuwa ni tabia ya Uhuru Kenyatta rais wa Kenya kuishi maisha ambayo sio yaliozoeleka kwa viongozi wengine wa Africa..kwa sasa ni rais anaetembea na msafara mdogo sana kuliko wote E Africa pmoja na tishio la ugaidi kenya. Na wiki mbili zilizopita amekutwa akiwa na gari Moja na security details wanne akielekea hotelini kwenye kikao cha kifamilia, na alipo kuwa kwene trafic lights alimsalimia police, na watu wengine.

KIBOKO ni hii.
Jana amekuja tanzania kupitia Boda ya Namanga arusha na magari yasiyozidi nane, na amesema baada ya kufungua bunge la Africa mashariki atarudi kenya kupitia boda ya Taveta ipo kilimanjaro rombo.

Ikumbukwe majuzi juzi rais huyu amejiondolea mshahara wake zaidi ya 20% na amewataka viongozi wa nyadhifa serikalini wapunguziwe 20%.

Ikumbukwe huyu rais hapendi kuzurura nchi za watu anaamini uchumi wa kenya sio yeye peke yake anaweza kuuinua ndio maana kadeligate power kwa waziri wa mashauriano ya kigeni..ana nguvu sana.

Lipo la kujifunza. Kenyatta sio limbukeni pengine ni kwa sababu ni mtoto wa aliekuwa rais wa kenya. Sijui but the guy ni gentleman hata uwezo wa kumanage diplomasia za nchi hizi masikini Tanzania, uganda, rwanda,burundi na kongo anaweza. Hana adui wa kudumu, hana rafiki wa kudumu. Ana maslahi ya kudumu.

Kwa hiyo kwanini usiende mbali zaidi kwa kupendekeza bwana Ridhwani awe Rais kwa kuwa hatakuwa whom you call limbukeni kutokana na exposure aliyoipata kwenye taasisi ya urais chini ya baba yake JK?

 

[naonambali]

Alikua moto wa raisi,so amekulia maisha ya kusujudiwa.Now he want to leave a simple normal life despite yeye ndiye raisi now.

 

[data]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

hahahaha

 

[Gwamahala]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

Yaani nimecheka mpaka basi...!

 

[Avanti]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

Demokrasia bana! Inasaidia sana, yaani ukiandika km hivi tu lazima stress ikutoke na unafarijika angalau umesema jambo baya kwa Rais wako. Nzuri sana hii.

 

[Elungata]

Pia huwa anajiendesha,siku moja amesimamishwa na trafic,akatoa kichwa dirishani,''afande ni mimi bana niruhusu nipite''.
Pia kuna siku jamaa fulani ametoa maneno ya kashifa kwa mamake uhuru,basi rais alimfuata huyo jamaa hadi kwenye club anahangout ili wayamalize man to man,jamaa ilibidi atoke mbio.

 

[omujubi]

Mkuu Elli, kumbe wengi tutaendelea kukosa mengi sababu ya kutopenda kusoma. Hili bandiko lako kuna sehemu niliona alafu nikasoma nusu, sikujua kama lilikuwa zito kiasi hiki!!!

 

[KUTATABHETAKULE]

The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

I like that!!

 

[WAZIWAZI]

Pia huwa anajiendesha,siku moja amesimamishwa na trafic,akatoa kichwa dirishani,''afande ni mimi bana niruhusu nipite''.
Pia kuna siku jamaa fulani ametoa maneno ya kashifa kwa mamake uhuru,basi rais alimfuata huyo jamaa hadi kwenye club anahangout ili wayamalize man to man,jamaa ilibidi atoke mbio.

ndo sifa za rais hizo mnayemtaka? kama hutanii basi bangi mbaya saaana.

 

[The Businessman]

pia napenda staili yake ya uongozi kila mahala anapokuwa ndani ya kenya utamuona na makamu wake hapa kwetu ni tofauti sana

 

[ndomyana]

Kuna jamaaa kasema ngoja watakuja lumumba wanaotumia matope kufikiri kwao kila kitu ni chadema tu sjui mna laana gani nyie vikalagosi????

vijana wa ufipa simulipeleka jeshi la ardhini kumnadi Odinga!!! na kulikoni leo hii huyu mnamuona tunu wakati mnapiga vita Ridh1 kugombea charinze? au kenya mtoto wa rais kugombea ruksa ila tanzania hamtaki! hili ndo linafanya muonekane kwa jamii kuwa wala hamjui munafanya nini na tatizo ni viroba ambavyo babu yenu anaviabudu.

 

[KUTATABHETAKULE]

Uhuru hajawahi kupora ardhi ya mtu, hajawahi kujiongezea ardhi zaidi ya ile aliyorithi kwa baba yake. Na kila mwana ana haki kidini, kimila na kisheria kurithi mali au sehemu ya mali anapofariki baba/mazazi.

Karithi mail iloyoporwa toka kwa Wakenya. Ukweli unabaki palepale.

 

[Manosa]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

ha ha ha aisee hatariii

 

[mnyepe]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

Hahaha...halafu unapajua msitu magwepande wewe!!?

 

[georgemageke]

Nimeanza kumkubali uhuru kinyata taratibu,
juzi alionekana mtaani akiwa peke yake ananunua karanga kwa mtoto mmoja aliyekuwa anauza karanga akampa 2000 hata hakudai chenchi
sasa ameonekana arusha bla shamrashamra yeyote bg up kenyata

Kununua karanga au kuwa peke yake inawasaidia nn wakenya?

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Wacha umbea wewe punguani....Uhuru amekuja Arusha na msafara wa magari zaidi ya 40......

Citizen Tv wamesema huo ni ufujaji wa pesa....

 

[sir Ganto G]

A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I cant die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I cant die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The
Tanzanian President took my school
bag." Ndio Huyu wa kwetu???

..daaah hiyo yenyewe kaka daah nimecheka sana, siku yangu imeanza vizuri.