U dnt hav 2 miss ths MIKE TYSON.

Jul 31, 2012
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Mike Tyson after being banned by the
American Boxing Association, has taken up a
new profession as a Salesman. He is now
working as a Senior Sales executive for
Household products with the world famous P
& G.
One day while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, Mike became
confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead
of him. He walked up to her, explained his
confusion and asked her if she knew what
hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the
7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so
you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her
and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened
and he approached her again with the same
request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, and you
are a hole behind me, so you must be on the
13th." Once again he thanked her and
returned to his play.
He finished his round and went into the club
house where he saw the lady sitting at the
end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he
knew the lady. The bartender said that she
was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy
you a drink to show my appreciation for
your help. I understand that you are a sales
lady .... well, I am in sales also. What do you
sell?"
She replied, "If I told you, you would only
laugh."
"No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that
she tell him what she sold.
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I
sell Tampax."
With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so
hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See
I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied,
"I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole
behind you!"
 

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