True story

[baraka boki]

Ilikuwa mida ya jana pale jamaa yangu aliponipigia simu nimsindikize akaonane msichana mmoja aliyekutana naye pale Girrafe hotel ambapo jamaa alichukua namba ya huyo msichana wakawa wanachat kama kawaida. Sasa jana ndiyo ilikuwa first date ya kukutana na huyo msichana basi kama kawaida jamaa kachukua gari ya kaka yake kwenda kukutana na huyo msichana basi ile kufika eneo la tukio kumbe msichana naye kaja na gari ya nyumbani kwao bado kidogo jamaa yangu akimbie kwani mfukoni alikuwa na buku sita na alikuwa akiogopa kama msichana akiagiza dompo wine, Savanna sijui ingekuwaje bahati nzuri aliagiza coca cola. Note kumbe siyo kila msichana anashobokea gari wengine yapo mengi tu kwao wanaume wenzangu tuwe makini

 

[Luggy]

Ilikuwa mida ya jana pale jamaa yangu aliponipigia simu nimsindikize akaonane msichana mmoja aliyekutana naye pale Girrafe hotel ambapo jamaa alichukua namba ya huyo msichana wakawa wanachat kama kawaida. Sasa jana ndiyo ilikuwa first date ya kukutana na huyo msichana basi kama kawaida jamaa kachukua gari ya kaka yake kwenda kukutana na huyo msichana basi ile kufika eneo la tukio kumbe msichana naye kaja na gari ya nyumbani kwao bado kidogo jamaa yangu akimbie kwani mfukoni alikuwa na buku sita na alikuwa akiogopa kama msichana akiagiza dompo wine, Savanna au santiana sijui ingekuwaje bahati nzuri aliagiza coca cola. Note kumbe siyo kila msichana anashobokea gari wengine yapo mengi tu kwao wanaume wenzangu tuwe makini

ndo kitu gani hicho

 

[Eiyer]

Mbona nilipoenda kukutana mara ya kwanza na Karucee pale kwenye kale ka mgahawa ka Mary Brown,Mlimani City nilienda na bajaji ya kukodi na mambo yalikuwa poa??

 

[Karucee]

Kwanini mnang'ang'aniaga mambo msoyaweza??
Live according to your means.damn!!

 

[Asprin]

Mbona nilipoenda kukutana mara ya kwanza na Karucee pale kwenye kale ka mgahawa ka Mary Brown,Mlimani City nilienda na bajaji ya kukodi na mambo yalikuwa poa??

Hahah kudadadeki. Huyu Karucee wa JF au mwingine. Wa JF ukija na kaAltezza kako anakavunja windscreen wallah.

 

[Asprin]

Kwanini mnang'ang'aniaga mambo msoyaweza??
Live according to your means.damn!!

Bora uwaambie. Mi napiga safari na nyagi yangu afu kanakuja kadudu mtu kanataka nikanunulie Windhoek. Tupa kule ***** zake.

 

[Mentor]

Kwanini mnang'ang'aniaga mambo msoyaweza??
Live according to your means.damn!!

Did you understand him!??

 

[baraka boki]

Kwanini mnang'ang'aniaga mambo msoyaweza??
Live according to your means.damn!!

Maisha ya sasa bila gari kupata watoto wazuri ni nadra

 

[Asprin]

Maisha ya sasa bila gari kupata watoto wazuri ni nadra

Watoto wazuri utabakia kuwaita mashemeji.

 

[Eiyer]

Hahah kudadadeki. Huyu Karucee wa JF au mwingine. Wa JF ukija na kaAltezza kako anakavunja windscreen wallah.

Huyo huyo na picha yake hii hapa

 

[Karucee]

Hahah kudadadeki. Huyu Karucee wa JF au mwingine. Wa JF ukija na kaAltezza kako anakavunja windscreen wallah.

Mwambie huyo mchungaji. Lol.

 

[Karucee]

Huyo huyo na picha yake hii hapa

Kumamake aisseeee. Eti Asprin. Ndo mimi huyu??

 

[Karucee]

Did you understand him!??

Hi husband material. Lol.

 

[Eiyer]

Kumamake aisseeee. Eti Asprin. Ndo mimi huyu??

Manina zako leo unajikana????

 

[Eiyer]

Mwambie huyo mchungaji. Lol.

Mbona hukukavunja ka bajaji kngu ka kuazima??

 

[Jicho la Tai]

Kumamake aisseeee. Eti Asprin. Ndo mimi huyu??

Hii red ni lugha gani? Siajelewa

 

[Me370]

mhh hiii fix tupu, Utakuwaje na appointment na demu girraffe alafu ujiamini uende na buku 6 tu?
Pale buffet kwa mtu mmoja ni 25 na ikiwa weekends inakuwa 30 alafu mtu anazuka na buku 6.

 

[Me370]

Kumamake aisseeee. Eti Asprin. Ndo mimi huyu??

Hapa umeongea kama DUME vile?

 

[excel]

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[TD]sijaona logic hapa ya ushobokeaji wa magari. gari ni carrier unit kama ilivyo bajaj au commuter buses nyingine tu![TABLE="class: outer_border, width: 500, align: center"]
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[TD] kwa jinsi nilivyosoma, inaonekana wewe ndiye uliyeenda kuongeza budget
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[TD]ya wawili hao! ulitakiwa tu uondoe msongamano! just imagine, kama kweli huyo dada asingekuwa na kitu, je mngeliweza kutumia shs 6000 watu watatu?... je, angeweza vipi kurudi kwao kama angelikuwa anawategemea ninyi financially?..

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[Mokoyo]

hivi mtoa mada unamaanisha nini?