toilet paper!!!

[eRRy]

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

 

[Tripo9]

Huyu m-bush mi c mshangai coz toilet pepa si sio utamadun we2.
Sisi tumekua tukitumia maji.

 

[PakaJimmy]

Huyu m-bush mi c mshangai coz toilet pepa si sio utamadun we2.
Sisi tumekua tukitumia maji.

Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

 

[Zion Daughter]

Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

Hata magunzi ya mahindi. teh teh!

 

[kkakuona]

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

sasa mshamba nani hapa? aliyetoka bush au anayeishi mjini? Kwanini toilet paper zisikae restroom?

 

[Freetown]

sasa mshamba nani hapa? aliyetoka bush au anayeishi mjini? Kwanini toilet paper zisikae restroom?

good point,

 

[Che Kalizozele]

Na majani..kwetu kuna majani fulani mazuri sana kushinda toilet paper!

Tatizo ni pale unapopotea njia na kutumia yale majani ya kuwasha,hatari hiyoooo.

 

[Che Kalizozele]

Hata magunzi ya mahindi. teh teh!

Ha ha haa,acha habari hiyo,hasa ukapata yale magunzi yaliyokwisha liwa na mchwa.

 

[MaxShimba]

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni.
baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu!
baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom akaambiwa na ma mkwe wake:" Subiri kwanza tukupe Toilet paper ndo uende ku choo."kwa vile alikuwa ameshiba akasema(huku akidhani toilet paper ni chakula);" OOh samahanini saaana, hiyo toilet paper niwekeeni nitaila kesho maana nimeshiba saana." Ma mkwe akabaki ameshangaaa!!

Hha ahaha ahaha ahahaa a a a a, duh bado tuna mwendo mrefu. Niwekee hiyo toilet paper nitaila kesho, lol.

Hivi toilet paper kwa Kiswahili ni nini vile?