Tofauti kati ya ukopaji mzungu na mswahili

[NancyM]

Tofaut ya Ukopaji Mzungu na Mswahili.
Mzungu: Hi bro, I need $100, wil pay u back on Monday.
Mswahil: Kaka vp, shwari,vp mishe, mnatunyima nn,shavu dodo full kipupwe, sie tupo bwn, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu,wife nae kajifungua ghafla, sasa kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama, naweza pata ka laki ka karbu hapo ntarudisha mwsho wa mwezi...

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[Blessed Keinerugaba]

Tofaut ya Ukopaji Mzungu na Mswahili.
Mzungu: Hi bro, I need $100, wil pay u back on Monday.
Mswahil: Kaka vp, shwari,vp mishe, mnatunyima nn,shavu dodo full kipupwe, sie tupo bwn, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu,wife nae kajifungua ghafla, sasa kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama, naweza pata ka laki ka karbu hapo ntarudisha mwsho wa mwezi...

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..wife kujifungua ghafla,!Duh hii ni hatari

 

[kabanga]

..wife kujifungua ghafla,!Duh hii ni hatari

labda alipata mimba ghafla...

 

[Lady N]

labda alipata mimba ghafla...

na ikakuwa ghafla

 

[Fikra mlazo]

😀😀😀 hahaha

 

[Kashaijabutege]

Yaani sawa kabisa.

 

[Githeri]

Haahaaa...! Ka ukweli kapo kwa sana.

 

[Tasia I]

wife kajifungua ghafla............!
wabongo jamani!

 

[olele]

ha ha duh! sound mvua mpaka utatoa tu

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

wife kajifungua ghafla............!
wabongo jamani!

Haya hutokea hasa unapomkopa Mbongo mwenzio...

 

[Senior vampire]

Kwel kabisa

 

[Mama sirudi]

Dah mbongo noma!

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Dah mbongo noma!

ni talanta juu ya kipaji m2 wangu.halaf maarufu wa kukopa kulipa kaazi.

 

[MadameX]

Cheki yatoka next week kwanini ulipe mwisho wa mwezi

 

[Totos Boss]

Mkuu na wewe umo katika kitengo chetu nini? maana umepita mulemule

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Cheki yatoka next week kwanini ulipe mwisho wa mwezi

cheki bandia hiyo.ha ha.

 

[Punguli]

atakuja akujibu cheki imepotea ghafla. . Hahah hatareee!