Things Women Should Know About African Men

[Theodora]

Nilikuwa nashindwa kudefine 'stone age' but I guess here the definition is loud and clear.

 

[grafani11]

Mimi Katiba ya nyumba yangu inasema, "Mke wangu nitaishi naye kama rafiki yangu mkuu". Huwezi kuwa na rafiki halafu ukamfanyia hayo. Mwanamke kum-control ni rahisi mno, ukiwa bize na ku-control mwili wapo wenzio wanafanikiwa kwa kum-control akili yake tu.

Ukim-control akili yake na siyo mwili wake hayo yote atayafanya mwenyewe tena kwa utashi wake mwenyewe bila shuruti zako.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Mimi Katiba ya nyumba yangu inasema, "Mke wangu nitaishi naye kama rafiki yangu mkuu". Huwezi kuwa na rafiki halafu ukamfanyia hayo. Mwanamke kum-control ni rahisi mno, ukiwa bize na ku-control mwili wapo wenzio wanafanikiwa kwa kum-control akili yake tu.

Ukim-control akili yake na siyo mwili wake hayo yote atayafanya mwenyewe tena kwa utashi wake mwenyewe bila shuruti zako.

Everyday you give me a reason to love you MORE........

 

[grafani11]

Everyday you give me a reason to love you MORE........

I always shine for you're with me.

 

[MVUMBUZI]

And i thought slave trade was abolished! Kumbe ilibadilishwa jina ikaitwa 'ndoa'

Ndoa ni muungano wa hiari mwanaume na mwanamke hakuna anayelazimishwa kuingia. If you're not interested usiite ndoa ambalo ni jambo TAKATIFU LILILO ASISIWA NA MUNGU "Slave Trade". Hebu waulize wanawake wenzako kama ndoa ni utumwa au something else.

 

[Captain Phillip]

Tatizo kuna watu humu mnachukulia hii kitu personal...kama hamfanyi hii kitu bado kuna wanawake ambao ni watiifu

 

[Kongosho]

I need to know only one thing 'Dickson works properly, mengine ni too much details'

C.C Kongosho, King'asti, Paloma , Fixed Point , BADILI TABIA, gfsonwin, Arabela, mimisa, Queen Kan, miss strong, kipipí, lara 1 cacico sweetlady, Lady doctor, Mrembo by Nature, charminglady Heaven on earth, et al . for NOTING but no questioning..

 

[Kongosho]

Kuna tofauti ya utiifu na ujinga

Tatizo kuna watu humu mnachukulia hii kitu personal...kama hamfanyi hii kitu bado kuna wanawake ambao ni watiifu

 

[miss strong]

Baba V vipi tena?

 

[mayenu]

And i thought slave trade was abolished! Kumbe ilibadilishwa jina ikaitwa 'ndoa'

Hahahhahaaaa i thot so too.umenvunja mbavu kwakweli

 

[mayenu]

Mimi Katiba ya nyumba yangu inasema, "Mke wangu nitaishi naye kama rafiki yangu mkuu". Huwezi kuwa na rafiki halafu ukamfanyia hayo. Mwanamke kum-control ni rahisi mno, ukiwa bize na ku-control mwili wapo wenzio wanafanikiwa kwa kum-control akili yake tu.

Ukim-control akili yake na siyo mwili wake hayo yote atayafanya mwenyewe tena kwa utashi wake mwenyewe bila shuruti zako.

Well said

 

[Double K]

Kazi kwelikweli.

 

[Crystal clear]

du! huo utumwa kwa kizazi hiki only few can entertain.

 

[Crystal clear]

kwa baadhi ya wanaume wakioa mke ambaye anafuata kila kitu kama kondoo huona fahari kumbe ni ujinga

Kuna tofauti ya utiifu na ujinga

 

[Cyan6]

Kusadikika kwa kizazi cha sasa!!!

 

[kabanga]

ah.. haya mambo yamepungua kimtindo....

 

[BAK]

 

[King’asti]

Yess.. Like a friend. Inadumu miaka laki nane manake yeye ndo mchizi wangu

Like a find l!!!??
Hah, hizi huwa hazidumu. He has to treat u like a wife bhanaa!

 

[King’asti]

Wengine huboreka. Mwanamke gani ambae kula kitu anaitikia tu na hawezi kufanya maamuzi yoyote?! That ndoa must be very boring aisee.

Kuna mengine ni sawa. I believe in being submissive, na ofcoz consulting ni muhimu na kufanya maamuzi ya pamoja kama familia.

kwa baadhi ya wanaume wakioa mke ambaye anafuata kila kitu kama kondoo huona fahari kumbe ni ujinga

 

[King’asti]

Ndoa ni muungano wa hiari mwanaume na mwanamke hakuna anayelazimishwa kuingia. If you're not interested usiite ndoa ambalo ni jambo TAKATIFU LILILO ASISIWA NA MUNGU "Slave Trade". Hebu waulize wanawake wenzako kama ndoa ni utumwa au something else.

Yaani na kwako wewe hayo hapo chini ndio ndoa?! Ndoa ni hiari kama ulivyosema, na kuna hiari ya kufanya mambo. Hata mola hakukusudia iwe hivi kama ilivyoainishwa hapo chini. Hapo hata Da Sophy yuko desperate lakini hawezi kukubali aisee.

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master
of the family even if he doesn’t work

3. The wife must ask for permission
from the husband before going in bed
as well as before turning the back to
him on the bed

4. If the husband beats the wife and
then comes a visitor, the wife should
smile as if nothing happened

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the
operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article
number 1 takes over

7. Before going to bed the wife must
be in her nightdress with no panty or
bra to allow the husband to enter at
any time he feels like

8. The husband never lies, but he
enlightens

9. When the husband is shouting,
the wife keeps kneeling down without
saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the
husband before making any decision

11. The husband never comes home
late, probably he had to deal with a crucial business

12. The husband never goes out on
the off day but he is attending the
family meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband
with her ideas and take those of her
husband when he is back home

14. The wife never works hard during
the day to avoid her getting fast
tired in the night

15. The wife never goes to her
husband’s office only when it comes
an urgent case of emergence of this
one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any
kind of expenses without consulting
the husband even if it’s her own
money

17. All the misunderstandings have
to be solved by only the two in the
bedroom without taking your secrets to anybody else

18. The wife should never refuse to eat
even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to
her husband, but she receives these
from him

20. The wife must respect the
husband’s orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her
jealous and not show it in public.

22. The wife never pays visits to her
parents as well as to her in-laws only
on permission from the husbandand
under any circumstances, she should
beaccompanied by the husband

23. The wife never goes out without
permission from her husband.