1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose one 2. Men have sexual thoughts about EVERY woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only). 3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to Sex (So watch your best friends carefully) 4. A man can reach his orgasm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute is a bonus 5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends & family months into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. (Now you know!!! 6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - Ever never? 7. Educated, enlightened career women ..some advice for you - If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f*ck him every day, someone else is (Can you handle the truth?) 8. Oral sex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't shoot the messenger) 9. There are two types of men - those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.