The Secret!!!!!!!!


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wewe utaua watu aisee yani iga ufe akuna long life hapo duu
 
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.
"Thirty-four," she replied
 
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Anti therengetitherengeti,
umewahi kubondwa?
Yaani mtu kama mimi na muonekano wangu huu ni kavulana ka miaka kumi na tano tu.
 
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umeona sura yake?
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.
"Thirty-four," she replied
 
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ze news iz zat(habari ndo hiyo)
Anti therengetitherengeti,
umewahi kubondwa?
Yaani mtu kama mimi na muonekano wangu huu ni kavulana ka miaka kumi na tano tu.
 
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Yaani ni mrembo ile mbaya.
Jeni yuko wapi jamani?
 
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[FONT=&quot]she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"[FONT=&quot]Thirty-four[/FONT]," she replied[/FONT]
 

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