The Key to Paradise

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Source: Yahoo friends

A little boy askshis dad: whats between mom's legs?

The father answers: paradise, my son


The kid asks again: whats between your legs?


The father replies: the key to the paradise

The son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a duplicate key.

 

[Jaguar]

Huyo jirani nikimkamata,kwa sababu hana mlango wa paradise,nitamfungua mlango wake wa kuzimu(hell).

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Huyo jirani nikimkamata,kwa sababu hana mlango wa paradise,nitamfungua mlango wake wa kuzimu(hell).

Mh! Kama utaweza. Ni mtaalam yule weacha tu, usijejikuta unafunguliwa wewe mwenyewe mlango wa kuzimu baada ya kuupoteza wa paradiso.

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Hapo mi mgeni!

 

[Washawasha]

huyo dogo mbona anaharibu sasa?