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The Baptismal Service

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Jul 14, 2012.


    GIUSEPE JF-Expert Member

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    drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

    The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher... I sure am."

    The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

    "No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

    The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

    "No, I did not Reverend."

    The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?"

    The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher... "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    it is good
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    i lyk dis.......... hahaha
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    Hii Kali. Naikubali