teh teh teh

[1000 words]

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a
posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW,
WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he
loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF
to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press
the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled
& said to him, Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad
on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!

 

[amani91]

Oo0000000000000oooh my gosh ndo kupenda penda huko.

 

[muhogomtamu]

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a
posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW,
WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he
loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF
to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press
the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled
& said to him, Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad
on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!

mashikolo mageni

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Nouma kwel

 

[Mulangila Mukuru]

Hapo ina maana no more uzazi....APR noma kweli inamaana angekuwa mwanamke na hajavaa hiyo pedi nini kingetolewa?

 

[house girl]

Haha hahaaaaaaa

 

[King j]

Bahati yake mbaya sana,pole yake aisee,wadau tumchangie ili aende india.