Tangazo

Viol

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Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa hivi.
Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini wewe?
Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu huna miguu wala mikono.
Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo siwezi kukuacha.
Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani uko fiti?
Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina mikono wala miguu ila mlango niliugonga na nini.

 

Mamzalendo

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,eh kweli,

 

KANCHI

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Ali2mia mdomo kugonga mlango bana au..............................??

 

Pota

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duuu...ina maana aligonga kwa rungu?
bila shaka uyo dada ataomba talaka mara 2
baada ya gemu ya kwanza tu.

 

Gurta

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Asante kwa tafsiri

 

PROF. ENG

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Loh!! kama ni mimi ningetimua mbio.

 

Triple A

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Ha ha! Jamaa ana mguu ktkt ya mapaja.

 

THK DJAYZZ

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Khaaaa ! Umetisha mkuu.

 

AMINATA 9

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hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loh! atakomaje

 

THK DJAYZZ

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AMINATA 9 said:

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loh! atakomaje

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Hebu fikiria ingekuwa bahati yako.

 

chapaa

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hiyo kali sana mkuu

 

M

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Aligonga kwa kichwa ila sijui kichwa cha aina gan...!

 

Sunshow

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Excellent said:

Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa hivi.
Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini wewe?
Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu huna miguu wala mikono.
Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo siwezi kukuacha.
Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani uko fiti?
Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina mikono wala miguu ila mlango niliugonga na nini.

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Mlango uligongwa kwa kichwa.

 

Vituka

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Huyo dada ana bahati sana kumpata mwanaume kama huyo, hajui tu!Nasikia watu kama hao guu wao wa kati nomaa!

 

African220

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very fun

 

Ulimakafu

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Ha ha haaa............

 

Hamis Juma

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Hiyo njemba noma

 

Mzee Wa Rubisi

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wajua jamaa jogooo akiwika tu anatembea na kufanya kila kitu.

 

MR. DRY

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Aligonga kwa mguu wa tatu.nukta

 

Shine

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Apo mtu mzima lazima atagwaya mapigo