Swali kwa wanaume 'wajanja'

Smile · May 20, 2013

Ray M said:
mimi siuzi, nanunua. endelea na ukahaba wako na usinifatefate tena wewe bibi kizee uliyekosa mume.

unadhani naweza kukupa info zangu hapa wewe mbwa?...nimeolewa sijaolewa yanakuhusu nini kama sio ushamba unakumbua? utahangaika sana ila hutokaa unijue

Ray M · May 20, 2013

Smile said:
unadhani naweza kukupa info zangu hapa wewe mbwa?...nimeolewa sijaolewa yanakuhusu nini kama sio ushamba unakumbua? utahangaika sana ila hutokaa unijue

mbwa anajibizana na mbwa mwenzake. wewe pia ni mbwa. mwanamke aliyeolewa anajulikana siyo wewe nungayembe unahangaikia ndoa mtandaoni kila kukicha bila mafanikio.

wamogori · May 20, 2013

mimi nadhani ungebadilisha heading iwe swali kwa wanaume wajinga ili liendane na story maana mwanaume mjanja hawezi kuwa na tabia ya kuficha uhalisia wake

Rural Swagga · May 20, 2013

Smile said:
nilimpata ila ninamshare na mama yako

Mhudumuu,,leta one for the road.Watoto muda wetu wakulala umefika..hahahahaha stress free

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Twilumba · May 20, 2013

Smile said:
majanga ya kudate vitoto vya secondary.....hata mia tano ya soda tu ni maafa ukisema unataka wine si anakufa kabisa...nani anakunywa soda zenye sumu siku hizi?

Ukiagiza wine,
unapotelea jela,
kwa kosa la kuua bila kukusudia.

HINT · May 20, 2013

Ray M said:
Mpenzi wako anakutembelea Home kwa kustukiza.
mfukoni Una Mia sita Tu, unaamua kumchukulia cocacola moja ili asione kamahuna kitu.
Halafu wewe unaamua kuchukua chupa ya Sprite unajaza maji, yeye unampa ile Coca we
unakunywa zako maji kwenye ile chupa ya sprite (mpenzi wako anadhani unakunywa soda)
Wakati mkiendelea kunywa,mpenzi wako anakwambia mbadilishane vinywaji.....
Ukiwa kama mjanja, HUU MSALA UNAUSOVU VIPI?

unabadidi zoezi unamkumbatia kwa mahaba mazito hatimae mnaishia shughulin habari ya soda anasahau hadi shughuli ikiisha yupo hoi mkiwa mmepumzika unazuga ladha ya soda yako ulikuwa huielewi unaenda kuimwaga alafu unaonja yake kidogo na kwenda kumnywesha kwa mahaaaba kwirha habari yake kuku wako huyo manati ya nn? Onyo( hapo usihucshe usharobaro utaumbuka)

anny gervas · May 20, 2013

Nyani Ngabu said:
Ya nini mtu udanganye hadi kwenye soda?

Hahahahahaaaa

anny gervas · May 20, 2013

King'asti said:
Ukiona una mpenzi ambae hauwezi kumuambia uko broke like an egyptian slave, ujue huyo sio mpenzio. Infact hata rafiki ambae siwezi nikamuambia im broke simuiti rafiki. Anakuwa mtu tu! Maisha ya kuigiza magumu sana!

Yo vry ryt

spleen · May 20, 2013

Hili ni swali kwa wanaume wajinga na wasiojiamini kama wewe wajanja huwa hatudanganyi

spleen · May 20, 2013

Smile said:
unadhani naweza kukupa info zangu hapa wewe mbwa?...nimeolewa sijaolewa yanakuhusu nini kama sio ushamba unakumbua? utahangaika sana ila hutokaa unijue

????matumizi mabaya ya JF busara itawale wapendwa....akushindae kuongea mshinde kunyamaza

mzabzab · May 21, 2013

kwanza wajanja demu akija gheto nikuchinjwa sio kunywa soda.

Rural Swagga · May 21, 2013

spleen said:
????matumizi mabaya ya JF busara itawale wapendwa....akushindae kuongea mshinde kunyamaza

Hahahahaha!!!Mpendwa hulaliii??

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