Swali kwa wanaume na wanawake

[Apologise lady]

pole jamani mungu ni mwema naimani atajaakhalia tu!

Asante.

 

[Mr. Mangi]

Binadam kazi
ukila nyama utasikia ooh anajifanya ana hela
ukila dagaa utasikia kaishiwa.
Akikutana na vodafasta utasikia siridhiki nae akikutana na wa Airtel Yatosha utasikia ananitisha.

 

[youngkato]

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden

 

[kabanga]

Mmmmh binamu mi unantisha bwana

nakutishia wapi tena binamu...?

 

[SHEMGUNGA]

ahahahaaaa hiyoo ni nzuri saana kwa walee mashoga mamy kama nyinyi maana mnataka msugulie mpaka kuwakee motoo

 

[mchajikobe]

Hilo ni joka spesheliiiiiii

 

[Freeland]

photojournalism is difficult than news editing! picha ngumu kupata mkuu!

Likes likes

 

[Khantwe]

Khantwe mambo!? long time sijakuonamo jamani duh!

Poa mamito mi nipo bwana

 

[Khantwe]

Shem shikamo! umepotea sana

marhaba shem mzima wewe?

 

[Khantwe]

teh usogope wala nini kabanga ni nyuki wa mashineni huyo!

we acha usimtanie kabisa binamu yangu huyo yuko vizuri

 

[Khantwe]

nakutishia wapi tena binamu...?

ntakukimbia binamu

 

[kabanga]

ntakukimbia binamu

kweli....? sitakuumiza lakini!

 

[NAMTUMBA]

Shukuru unabahati, shikilia sana huyo mwanaume.

 

[mchecheto]

kwa sababu kakutuma umuombee ushauri basi njoo nikugegede then ukamwambie amepata mbadala

 

[Asprin]

Asprin kuja pande hii kuna vijana wanakutania

Hommie, sio kosa lao. Ni kosa langu niliporuhusu wakalelewe na wajomba zao.

 

[PSL god]

"Jamani jamani jamani mwenzenu uwii! balaa tupu huku,naomba kujua ni nini husababisha au kuna tatizo gani labda.Ni hivi mlamu wenu ana hali flani ambayo inanitisha kwakweli. Yani dudu yake nahisi muda wote inakua imesimama dede maana nikimsogelea au akiniona tu hata kama tumetoka kufanyana muda huo huo mlingoti huo.

Pia pindi tunapokua tunafanyana anaweza pizi lakini asiichomoe mashine pangoni kama dakika kadhaa hivi,haaaaa haipiti mda mrefu nashangaa gemu linaanzishwa tena na tena na tena, mpaka mimi niseme basi nimechoka labda na akiichomoa hapo dudu linakua limesimama as usual but analazimika kuliweka lipumzike hivo hivo au mpaka akae muda flani hivi kulituliza.

Pamoja na hayo yote huwa anaenda mda mrefu sana yani mpaka naishiwa pozi na kuomba poo. Je nini husababisha hali hiyo, maana inatishia usalama kabisa."Hayo ni maneno ambayo shogangu mmoja alikua akilalamika na kuomba ushauri na kuuliza maswali pindi tunaongea.

But mimi sikuwa na majibu exactly, ndomana Mahondaw nikaleta kwenu. Ila kama ni dawa mtatuua aisee.

Nawasilisha kwa niaba.

Pole sana

 

[PSL god]

Hommie, sio kosa lao. Ni kosa langu niliporuhusu wakalelewe na wajomba zao.

Hahaha

 

[PSL god]

Natumai upo salama

 

[PSL god]

mwanaume ni uume

Naam