Swali kwa wanaume na wanawake

[asakuta same]

Watu wanalitafuta hilo zigo ujue bas tu hawalipati

Wewe shughuli unaiweza?

 

[MpigfilimbiwaHamelin]

naogopa mashine ya shoga yako itachakaa haraka ikisuguliwa sana.

 

[Kilaza]

hivi kwanini watu wanapenda kutumia nafsi ya tatu umoja

 

[Mahondaw]

Cchangii bila picha

vigezo na masharti vinazingatiwa hilo ndio tatizo!

 

[Mahondaw]

hivi kwanini watu wanapenda kutumia nafsi ya tatu umoja

hata mi nawashangaa ujue!!!! sijui kwanini yani!

 

[MankaM]

Wewe shughuli unaiweza?

Ya kulima kahawa au ipi

 

[Junior. Cux]

Ya kulima kahawa au ipi

kwani jukwaa la kilimo hili!!!

 

[MankaM]

kwani jukwaa la kilimo hili!!!

Lakini tunaweza shauriana ujasiliamapenzi

 

[Junior. Cux]

Lakini tunaweza shauriana ujasiliamapenzi

hahah ndo hapo sasa, unaiweza shughuri yake.....

 

[MankaM]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa usnambie shoga kumbe zigo ni dhahabu duh!!!!!! basi bidada hajashtuka

Atakuja kushtuka kwa kuchelewa

 

[MankaM]

hahah ndo hapo sasa, unaiweza shughuri yake.....

Ebu amka hapo uone shughuli yake

 

[Apologise lady]

Nimepita mie.

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

inaonekana anamuovadozi shogangu mpaka inakomaaaaa!

hana msaada mwingine sasa

 

[nyasilu]

Mtafutie mwenzako muingie wite, arashuka tu

 

[Junior. Cux]

Ebu amka hapo uone shughuli yake

eenh mpaka hapa nshachukua credit.. watoto wa kaskazini hawana shughuli yoyote!!!! kuchoshana tu

 

[MankaM]

eenh mpaka hapa nshachukua credit.. watoto wa kaskazini hawana shughuli yoyote!!!! kuchoshana tu

Mnatupenda kimoyomoyo hamna lolote

 

[Mahondaw]

Ya kulima kahawa au ipi

aahaahahahahahahahahahaha mbavu sina hukuuuuuuuuuuu! teh

 

[Mahondaw]

Nimepita mie.

kimya sana jamani lol! vipi maisha lakini? ?

 

[Apologise lady]

kimya sana jamani lol! vipi maisha lakini? ?

My acha tu, yaani mambo si mambo, kikubwa maisha yanaenda

 

[Mahondaw]

My acha tu, yaani mambo si mambo, kikubwa maisha yanaenda

pole jamani mungu ni mwema naimani atajaakhalia tu!