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Three Chaggas and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Chagga buy just one ticket between them.

How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?", asks one of the English. "Watch and learn," answers one Massawe.

They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but all three Chagga cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets.He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Chagga on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Chagga don't buy a ticket at all !!"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed English."Watch and learn..." says one Mushi.

When they board the train the three Chagga cram into a toilet and soon after the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, Kimaro leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."


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Teh teh teh,ila sasa mkuu naona unakua mtani we mpare nini? Duh!
 
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Hiii kweli kali ya mwaka wakina massawe mnalisemaje hili?
 
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Nimecheka peke yangu chumbani hadi nadhani hata walio nje wamenisikia. Duh, hii kiboko.
 
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Mchaga ni Mchaga tu

A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York . The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American man persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the chaga politely declines and tries to get to sleep.The American man , now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!".

This catches the chaga's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The American asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The chaga doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the American.

Now, it's the chaga's turn. He asks the American "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The American looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers-all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the chaga and hands him $100. The chaga politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, shakes the chaga and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the chaga reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5,and turns away to get back to sleep.



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mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa dah dah dah; sio matani.
 
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ooo my god!
mbavu zinavunjika jamani
 
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hahahhaaha yaa a jamaa mimi nawakubali sana kwa principles zao kwa kwelii.....nami nataka kuzifuata...maana wanafanikiwa sanaa sanaa....napenda sana life style yao kwa kwelii
 
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Jamani ongezeni wachagga hapa tujifunze why are they so creative when it comes to money and senses? And they make a big business in Tanzania. Actually we are proud to have them otherwise tungebaki wala mbwa, panya, ubuyu tende, korosho na hata wala watu tu hapa nchini atiii?
 

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