Simple truth!

TzPride

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SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex,they always dress on their own!

Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH NO. 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say ;congrats:
But, none of them come touch the man ‘s penis and say : Good job;

Moral of the story; Hard work is never appreciated!

 

First Born

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buhahahaha
hiyo pili babu, umeua...

 

G_crisis

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Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh hiyo ya mwisho ni mwisho wa reli kigoma!

 

fredmlay

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Wanadamu bwana

 

Likwanda

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Yeah its real!

 

BONGOLALA

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Duu nimecheka sana haswa nikifikiria ninavyopambana kumvua kabla ya sex,nikimaliza sitaki kusikia wala chupi yake nimeiweka wapi!

 

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume

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Mi nikisha maliza kupiiga mzigo huwa naulizwwa chupi yangu iko wapi? Basi huwa najibu lolote maana uchovu wa njunji jumlisha mzinga wa nyagi jumlisha shibe ya kitimoto kavu sawasawa usingizi mzito

 

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wachikopa

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Duh.....

 

G

gonja

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Bujibuji said:

Mi nikisha maliza kupiiga mzigo huwa naulizwwa chupi yangu iko wapi? Basi huwa najibu lolote maana uchovu wa njunji jumlisha mzinga wa nyagi jumlisha shibe ya kitimoto kavu sawasawa usingizi mzito

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Ina maana kila unapopiga lazima unywe nyagi? May be unapigia guest, wengine tunalala nao so asubuhi lazima upate moja so unakuwa huna nyagi au kileo kichwani

 

G

gonja

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kwenye ya kwanza ni kweli tupu.

 

chapaa

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Dah! mkuu uko juu nimecheka!!

 

Donnie Charlie

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Truth! Truth! Truth!

 

Jaguar

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Hata mi nashangaa hapo namba 2, hawauthamini mchango wetu, it's like mpira wa miguu (football) umejaa upepo halafu mnausifia mpira kwa kujaa vizuri, pampu mnaitupa pembeni huko, haya bhana.

 

The only

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G_crisis said:

Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh hiyo ya mwisho ni mwisho wa reli kigoma!

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kigoma oyeeee

 

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Qsm

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kwa kweli hii kalii

 

Edgar011

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I like it!!

 

Ad Hoc

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hhahahahahaaa.....! kweli kabisa!

 

Ernie

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very true! I like that