Silly things househelps do

Angelicious · Apr 3, 2014

dah! nimeipenda hii mada mana hawa watu wana vituko yataka uvumilivu kuishi nao
mimi kuna mmoja alikuwa hali chakula cha usiku tumekaa naye miaka 4 lakini hata siku moja
hajawahi kula nilikuwa namshangaa tu
mwingine naye ulikuwa ukimtuma dukani au gengeni kama kumefungwa anakaa chini anamsubiri
mwenye duka au genge mpaka aje ndo anunue ulichomtuma
huyu mwingine naye alikuwa mtu wa mood siku akiamua haamki kufanya kazi ukimuuliza
anakwambia kazi nilizofanya wiki hii zinatosha ila alikuwa anapenda kufagia uwanja yeye muda wote na fagio loh!!!!
hilo la kuoga na kufua nguo zao naona ni janga la kitaifa mana mpaka uwakumbushe

Arushaone · Apr 3, 2014

Karucee said:
Nahisi jana baridi imeniingia kifuani. Kinauma. Sasa bwana ukinichekesha hivi ujue unanisababishia maumivu?

Pole sana, uwe unavaa nguo ya kuzuia baridi kama sweta hasa wakati wa kulala, usiizoee airconditiner sana!

Karucee · Apr 3, 2014

Angelicious said:
dah! nimeipenda hii mada mana hawa watu wana vituko yataka uvumilivu kuishi nao
mimi kuna mmoja alikuwa hali chakula cha usiku tumekaa naye miaka 4 lakini hata siku moja
hajawahi kula nilikuwa namshangaa tu
mwingine naye ulikuwa ukimtuma dukani au gengeni kama kumefungwa anakaa chini anamsubiri
mwenye duka au genge mpaka aje ndo anunue ulichomtuma
huyu mwingine naye alikuwa mtu wa mood siku akiamua haamki kufanya kazi ukimuuliza
anakwambia kazi nilizofanya wiki hii zinatosha ila alikuwa anapenda kufagia uwanja yeye muda wote na fagio loh!!!!
hilo la kuoga na kufua nguo zao naona ni janga la kitaifa mana mpaka uwakumbushe

hahahaah. Nimependa hiyo ya kusubiri duka lifunguliwe. Kama ni Wasabato?

Karucee · Apr 3, 2014

Arushaone said:
Pole sana, uwe unavaa nguo ya kuzuia baridi kama sweta hasa wakati wa kulala, usiizoee airconditiner sana!

Asante kwa kunijali. Love you.

Deo Corleone · Apr 3, 2014

Huyo aliyekuwa anaenda kunyonya maziwa ya ng'ombe wa jirani ni kiboko ya wote!

mjasiria · Apr 3, 2014

mwageni, mwageni, huu uzi sibanduki, maana kuna vitu adimu sana.

Kaizer · Apr 3, 2014

Arushaone said:
Zile tabia za ajabu ajabu wanazofanya kama ulivyoandika hapo juu ndio mapepo menyewe! Wape muda watoke watoke weekend wakutane na kina Kaizer!!!

Kwamba ss ndo Beelzebuli? mwallu njoo
Karucee haki kweli hii?

Heaven on Earth · Apr 3, 2014

hahaaaaaaa nimecheka sana huyu wa kwetu alikuwa ukiweka mswaki wako
kumbe yeye ana swaki ndio siku hiyo my dada kamkuta ana swakia mswaki wake
kabaki hoi...........ana visa kibao huyu

Heaven on Earth · Apr 3, 2014

kuna nyingine ya bamdogo wangu aliletewa housegirl kutoka huko Iringa

ye kumbe wala hafanyi kazi zozote analala huyo vibaya sana akiamshwa haamki hata
lakin wakiamka wanakuta kila kitu kimefanywa wanajiuliza huyu kafanya saa ngapi.......

huwa anachelewa kulala wakajua may be usiku ndio huwa anafanya lakin mmh asubuhi utamwamsha
we haamki unaweza hata kumwagia maji ndio ashtuke baadae wakaanza kumfatilia ndio akawaambia
ye akilala wao ndio hua wanafanya hizo kazi na muda anaaamshwa hua wanakua kwenye vikao vyao
sijui na bibi yake alirudishwa fasta kwao

venine · Apr 3, 2014

Karucee said:
Sweetheart nikuambie kitu? This made me very very sad. Its like a wake up call. My son is 18 months and 2 weeks. Nimeamua kumchukua cousin yake kutoka boarding nikae nae. For his own good since wazazi wao wameshaachana na pia for my son's sake.

My little man hawezi kuongea asimulie anything bad akifanyiwa. But with his cousin around it might help things.

Hawa watoto bwana. Mungu tu awalinde.

Beware tho... don't put high trust kwa ndugu pia. kuna wtt waliharibiwa na ndugu zao

venine · Apr 3, 2014

ila Karucee hao wako ni kiboko, badilisha sehemu unayowachukua

Mi kuna mmoja wakati wa kula alikuwa anajitenga anakaa nje peke yake. kumbe nyama zote anaweka kwenye sahani yake watoto wangu wawili anawapa finyango moaja moja

mwingine nilikuwa nikimsemesha/ kumpa maelekezo, ananifokea ananipandishia sauti juu kama mtoto wake. halafu alikuwa kapanda juu, mwili mkubwa. lol, nikaona nitakuja kudundwa home kwangu mwenyewe, nikamtimua

mwingine kuzurula kutwa kwa majirani. kwangu kuna geti. siku narudi toka job nakutana nae getini anatoka kabeba sufuria.nikamuuliza unaenda wapi na hiyo sufuria ndani ina ngano, akajibu anaenda kukandia maandazi ya chai kwa mama fulani huku wanapiga story

mwallu · Apr 3, 2014

kuna nini hapa Kaizer?

Kaizer said:
Kwamba ss ndo Beelzebuli? mwallu njoo
Karucee haki kweli hii?

Karucee · Apr 3, 2014

venine said:
ila Karucee hao wako ni kiboko, badilisha sehemu unayowachukua

Mi kuna mmoja wakati wa kula alikuwa anajitenga anakaa nje peke yake. kumbe nyama zote anaweka kwenye sahani yake watoto wangu wawili anawapa finyango moaja moja

mwingine nilikuwa nikimsemesha/ kumpa maelekezo, ananifokea ananipandishia sauti juu kama mtoto wake. halafu alikuwa kapanda juu, mwili mkubwa. lol, nikaona nitakuja kudundwa home kwangu mwenyewe, nikamtimua

mwingine kuzurula kutwa kwa majirani. kwangu kuna geti. siku narudi toka job nakutana nae getini anatoka kabeba sufuria.nikamuuliza unaenda wapi na hiyo sufuria ndani ina ngano, akajibu anaenda kukandia maandazi ya chai kwa mama fulani huku wanapiga story

Katika mambo ambayo sifagilii ni interaction ya dada na majirani. Kila nyumba ina formula yake na the minute hizi interactions zinaanza, everything has been compromised. Ndo mpaka kukanda maandazi kwa jirani? Watoto walikuwa wapi?

Slim5 · Apr 3, 2014

Ennie said:
Niliyenaye sasa ana ugonjwa wa kucheka,hata mtoto akimsalimia anacheka tu tena kwa sauti.

Namuomba!

Karucee · Apr 3, 2014

slim5 said:
Namuomba!

Hivi unajua kucheka cheka kunaboa?

Anacheka ni nyegezz ama anacheka ili iweje?

Hapo upo serious kakazana kucheka.

Isumbwile · Apr 3, 2014

Kuna wale wa kuangalia TV ful day, its okay to watch after kumaliza kazi,ila inakuwa too much pale unakuta kazi hazijafanyika kumbe ful day kana spend watching TV,Movie n Music, mpaka jirani walipokuja kunitonya kwa kuniuliza hivi kuna movie theatre au disco hapo home kwangu..

NAMTUMBA · Apr 3, 2014

Wangu aliweka chumvi pakti zima kwenye mboga alipogundua kaharibu kaweka sukari pakti zima (I mean zile za ILOVO zinazofungwa kilo mojamoja) ili kupooza chumvi.

Niliishia kumcheka tu lakini nilimchukulia poa sikumfanya chochote.

annabrenda · Apr 3, 2014

Heaven on Earth said:
kuna nyingine ya bamdogo wangu aliletewa housegirl kutoka huko Iringa

ye kumbe wala hafanyi kazi zozote analala huyo vibaya sana akiamshwa haamki hata
lakin wakiamka wanakuta kila kitu kimefanywa wanajiuliza huyu kafanya saa ngapi.......

huwa anachelewa kulala wakajua may be usiku ndio huwa anafanya lakin mmh asubuhi utamwamsha
we haamki unaweza hata kumwagia maji ndio ashtuke baadae wakaanza kumfatilia ndio akawaambia
ye akilala wao ndio hua wanafanya hizo kazi na muda anaaamshwa hua wanakua kwenye vikao vyao
sijui na bibi yake alirudishwa fasta kwao

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....hii kali kuliko. Yaani wao ndio walikuwa mahousehelp wake!! Yeye kazi yake ni kulala na kuhudhuria vikao...Dah! Mungu atusaidie tu kuhusu hawa watu.

ram · Apr 3, 2014

Hakuna kitu kinaniumiza kwa wadada wa kazi kama hiyo namba 10, kumpiga na kumnyanyasa mtoto wakati wewe haupo, mtoto ni mdogo ukirudi hawezi kusema anaishia kulia na hataki hata kumuona huyo dada yaani its painful kwakweli

Karucee said:
Sometime huwaga najiuliza are they serious? Haya ni mambo ambayo nimejionea kwa wadada wangu wa home. lols.

1. Kuweka nguo na viatu kwenye fridge bovu.

2. Kutengeza juice ya passion kwa kublend kila kitu. Yes. Aliosha tu akatumbukiza kwenye blender. Tukawa tunajiuliza huu wekundu umetoka wapi. Tulipoenda kwa wakwe akawatengezea hivyo hivyo. Siku nimeenda wakaniomba nitengeze juice kama mtego. Lols. Ndo wakaniambia flani alitengeza hivi na hivi. hahaaa.

3. Kujaribisha nguo zangu na viatu, wigs etc na kujipiga picha.

4.Kuna mmoja alikuwa hapendi wageni, so mtu akija kuniulizia anasema sipo. Sasa nikaja kugundua much much later watu mtaani washanimaindi bila mi kujua.

5. Kuna mmoja alikuwa anaenda kunyonya maziwa directly kutoka kwa ng'ombe wa jirani. Aisee huyu I fired immediately.

6. Kuna mwingine alikuwa anapanda ukuta kwenda kwa jirani kuiba machungwa. Sikujua mpaka siku dirisha limevunjwa. Kumbe walikuwa wanamrushia mawe kama ka nyani. lols. I was furious. Aibu zingine bwana!! Kama vile siwezi ku afford chungwa?!

&. I had another one kuoga kwake mwiko!! Halafu kipindi kile I was so so busy. Nikawa siwezi kumfatilia. Nilipokuja kustuka ikabidi nim force aoge. Wapi? Atajipaka majo usoni mikononi na miguuni. Atamwaga maji ukutani weee.

9. Nilipoenda kujifungua house help wangu aliita bf wake wakaniibia mandoo ya rangi, mafeni ambayo hayakuwa yamefungwa, maboksi ya tiles etc etc. Damn!!

10. Kuna mmoja ambae mtoto wangu alikuwa anamuogopa kweli. Nikitoka kazini nakuta mtoto kwenye kona amejikunyata. Back then kalikuwa ma miezi 9. He was gaining weight na wakwe walimpenda sana. But siku ya siku akamwambia mtoto 'shenzi wewe mamako yupo sikufanyi chochote'. I told her to leave immediately.

Haya, wewe yamekukuta yapi?

Ennie · Apr 3, 2014

OLESAIDIMU said:
Alimuiga mama mwenye nyumba!!!

Umeanza ee?

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