Mama hiyo dressing Achana nayo kabisa nimeibuni mwenyewe.Niiiiiice!!!! Dressing gani umeweka??
Hiyo siku naomba iwe leo. TafadhaliiiNi kweli situpii picha mara nyingi humu, huwa nakuwa makini sana. Siku nikitupia nitakutag maana sio kawaida yangu kupiga picha frequently
🤣🤣🤣 saa 5 narudi kulala. Maana kilichonitoa ndani nipo nakipuliza haparoho isuuzikeToka wewe unakaa ndani umekuwa utumbo?!
Ya kiswahili iko wapi?Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The
guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the
sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in
the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
The next day, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the
bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan,
and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for
a year. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and
the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
Wewe mtembezi wa jukwaa la siasa ukipost pic yako hapa nakulipa na yangu bila ya emoj.😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Vipicha vinakuja...
Umetisha sana 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾Mama hiyo dressing Achana nayo kabisa nimeibuni mwenyewe.
1.mayo
2.black pepper
3.HP sauce
4.balsamic
5.white vinegar
6.tomato ketchup
7.yellow mastard kwa mbali
8.salt.
Lizzy mam you can name it whatever you want 😊😊
daaaah bill drago yupo......sema mwanaume mwenzangu huwez sema nimemmiss ila nahitaji uwepo wake hapaTunashukuru next level.
Naona unywaji wako ni next level .
Utakuwa katibu mfawidhi mchambuzi wa vileo ,utasaidiana na geraldincredible katibu msaidizi, billdrago makamu na Jack Palladino mwenyekiti na mkemia mkuu wa vileo.
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Toa ua kidogo, utakosa pumzi.
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Nipo kwenye dayati.
📌Umeona eeeh!
Unakuwa huwezi nunua hata chochote,too much dependency is harmful.
Ukiwa broke sana ni tatizo,bora kufanya kazi yoyote hata km inaingia sh 100.
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Meyonaizi dada😁😁.Umetisha sana 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
Ila mi umenipoteza hapi kwenye mayo...yani 😵😵
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Noma sanaKuna mdau humu alikuwa anatembea na
K vant na pilipili mixer malimao kilevi next level,
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Pandisha ua kidogo