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[Intelligent businessman]

06:43 IAM single🤒🤗

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😆😆😅

A Professor started his class on a very seriøus Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.
He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remāining tīme".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hārd to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.

After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party.

Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any hēlp. She asked me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't.

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in løve with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my nūmber, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denīed naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relatiønship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot!
All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whīstled.
The professor said:
"I didn't būy my PhD in Psychølogy...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out you Stupīd f00l"


National Anthem, Mjep Mzee wa kupambania, mshamba_hachekwi, Lenie, Unique Flower, raraa reree, Dr Lizzy 🤗

 

[National Anthem]

Kwakweli ngoja mm nivute shuka

tatizo lako mmbishi ungenikubalia kipindi kile.. tingekuwa tunajifunika shuka pamoja sasa hivi😜😜.. we pambana na hali yako tu

 

[Lenie]

😆😆😅

A Professor started his class on a very seriøus Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.
He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remāining tīme".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hārd to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.

After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party.

Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any hēlp. She asked me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't.

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in løve with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my nūmber, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denīed naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relatiønship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot!
All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whīstled.
The professor said:
"I didn't būy my PhD in Psychølogy...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out you Stupīd f00l"


National Anthem, Mjep Mzee wa kupambania, mshamba_hachekwi, Lenie, Unique Flower, raraa reree, Dr Lizzy 🤗

Hahaa nice story, I love it🤗

 

[National Anthem]

Dr Lizzy 😒😒😒

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Hahaa nice story, I love it🤗

Then love me too😂🤣😃🙃🤒

 

[Aaliyyah]

tatizo lako mmbishi ungenikubalia kipindi kile.. tingekuwa tunajifunika shuka pamoja sasa hivi😜😜.. we pambana na hali yako tu

Kulikuwa na tatizo la kiufundi 😂😂😂

 

[National Anthem]

Kulikuwa na tatizo la kiufundi 😂😂😂

aaah! we mkorofi tu.. sasa hivi ningekuwa nakupiga mswaki ili nikunawishe😛😛.. tumgekuwa unaniita tu honye 🍯

 

[Lenie]

Then love me too😂🤣😃🙃🤒

Kuna kijana wa huku kashaniwahi😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Kuna kijana wa huku kashaniwahi😂

Wooiiiii this year Ime kuwa nzito😃🤣, Hadi natumia Roho ku breath 😃🤣😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Dr Lizzy 😒😒😒

Dogo kwani uki wake up, lazima u watch Picha za sweet was watu🤣😂😃🤒

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Huu mchezo wa Penseli 4 na mshamba_hachekwi 😂😃🤣

 

[National Anthem]

Dogo kwani uki wake up, lazima u watch Picha za sweet was watu🤣😂😃🤒

C.c Dr Lizzy 🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

[National Anthem]

 

[Lenie]

Wooiiiii this year Ime kuwa nzito😃🤣, Hadi natumia Roho ku breath 😃🤣😂

Pole mwaya, Ila usikate tamaa Endelea kupambana.
Kwani Unique Flower mliishia wapi🤣

 

[Lenie]

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Wasije kisa nini?
Unataka ufaidi mwenyewe hayo mazoezi au

 

[Intelligent businessman]

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Hi ndo Wana ita naku susia bandari😂😃🙃🤒

 

[National Anthem]

Wasije kisa nini?
Unataka ufaidi mwenyewe hayo mazoezi au

😅😅😅 wabaki huko huko tu

 

[National Anthem]

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Pole mwaya, Ila usikate tamaa Endelea kupambana.
Kwani Unique Flower mliishia wapi🤣

Enhee naenda kukusema kwa binti Maua Unique Flower Eti ana mdomo Kama diaba😃😂🙃