Practical experience: Ni rahisi kupata demu ukiwa demu!

[Mashaxizo]

Haya buana... kichwa cha habari kipo sawa?

Wewe apo Chujio nimekumiss kinyama!!!!

Ivi umzima weye?

 

[TECHMAN]

Demu kapata demu wa uswazi, kuku wa kienyeji mtamu bwana, unakula mpaka mifupa, achana na hio mikuku ya kizungu uki i overcook inakuwa ndembendembe, inapendeza tu ikiwa bandani lakini ukiiweka mezani hovyo kabisa.

 

[mpuko]

"Nothing comes out of nothing"

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Niliwahi kuangalia movie fulani inaitwa "Deliver us from Eva", kuna kitu aliongea LL cool J mule, alisema "Hakuna mwanamke anayemtaka mwanaume ambaye mwanamke mwingine hamtaki".