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Please,don't copy if you can't paste.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

    He said : 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'

    The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
    'And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.

    A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

    He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,'

    The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'

    The wife went; 'ah!' with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out '... and I can't remember who she was!'

    By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

    Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    He he he he, kama TZ vile.
  3. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! noma wife kweli alikwua ruthless
  4. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Duh, wewe ni nouma mkuu