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paka na mbwa nani rafiki wa kweli?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Going Concern, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. Going Concern

    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    jaman ndugu zangu, hakuna mnyama mnafiki kama paka, leo niko zangu skan napiga samaki paka wa skani akaja, nikaona sio fresh ngoja nimtoe ata kichwa, mshkaji akapiga akaondoka! badae nacheki zangu TV akaja tena, akajibanza pembeni yangu kwenye sofa! nikaona ngoja nimbebe mshjaji, hapo ndo kosa, mshkaji kaniachia kidonda mkononi, nimemind mbaya! jaman paka mnafiki,
     
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! sasa umeuliza halafu tayari ushamkandia paka kwahiyo inaonesha unampenda mbwa,basi tuambie hayo mazuri ya mbwa.Nalog off
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Binafsi sijamsoma kabisa Na sign out.
     
  4. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Chapa ilale.
     
  5. Loma

    Loma Member

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    Umemchoko mwenyewe usengembeba asingekuachia kidonda
     
  6. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Amemaindi kwavile ulimpa kicha tu.
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kakuachia kidonda kivipi?
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hili neno lina maana gani?
     
  9. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Angempa mzima hee!
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Naona aibu kukupa maana yake.
     
  11. Habdavi

    Habdavi JF-Expert Member

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    wtf ! Jf has became a children's playground???
     
  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    pole samaki....wanakukula mkia kichwa wanampa paka....dah....mi naona mbwa katulia mbaya....
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    kwel inatakiwa ashtakiwe kwann alimbeba paka ? Had paka akaamua kujiokoa.
     
  14. libent

    libent JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna mnyama rafki kwa mwanadamu coz unaweza kufanya mistake bila kujua yy akadhani unatakakumdhuru so lazima ajihadhari kama kucha anakupiga
     
  15. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Inategemea umewafundishaje...............wananyama hufundishwa na kwangu mie wote waweza kuwa marafiki zangu!
     
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