North korean missile test delayed by windows 8

[eRRy]

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

Source: http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Korea Kaskazini ni noma hadi leo wanatumia Pentium 1

 

[MZIMU]

Windows manufacturer is microsoft. Sasa korea wanaringa nini. Hawa machizi tu.

 

[Money Stunna]

harafu North Korea ana Missile 7,marekani anazo zaidi ya 70,000 naona North Korea wanataka kukomit suicide

 

[Loy MX]

harafu North Korea ana Missile 7,marekani anazo zaidi ya 70,000 naona North Korea wanataka kukomit suicide

Hawa ni wapuuzi wanataka kuijaribu sumu kwa kuilamba.. Mwenzake kamzidi kila kitu kuanzia uchumi mpaka technology

 

[Kiranga]

I hope people know what The Borowitz Report is.

 

[MBWA WA MANZESE]

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)-North Korea's official news agency announced today that the military's planned missile test had been put on hold because of "problems with Windows 8."

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea's missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was "working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue."

In the words of one intelligence analyst, "That means the test has been delayed indefinitely."

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

Source: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8 : The New Yorker

hii ni zaidi ya under estimation kwa north korea, windows 95?

 

[MBWA WA MANZESE]

yule dogo wa korea yuko na ubongo wa petium 1

 

[CYBERTEQ]

Windows manufacturer is microsoft. Sasa korea wanaringa nini. Hawa machizi tu.

Sasa kama Windows manufacturer ni MS unatakakusemaje? Vita na NK siyo vita rahisi, ndiyo maana US anaiavoid kwa kadri anavyoweza, Kama alimchapa Ghadafi faster baada ya Kumvamia Iraq bila ridhaa wewe unafikiri ni kitu gani kinachomfanya atetemeke kila anapowaza vita na NK?....Hta ndoto za Obama naona usiku anakutwa na jinamizi la kazombie kafupi kalikonyoa kiduku!!

 

[WA-UKENYENGE]

Full Comedy!! North Korea wako mbele mno!!

 

[Elungata]

Hapa lazima back channels zimefanya kazi kumpoza huyo kim,kwani leo ilikua lazima wafyatue kombora nadhani mchina kafanikiwa kumtuliza.
Lakini bado haiko confirmed,hasa ukichukulie mwaka jana walirusha roketi ambayo ama waliifelisha makusudi ama ilitokea,wakati watu wamerelax na kujua kafeli ndani ya wiki hiyohiyo wakarusha roketi na kuweka satelite yao kwenye orbit na kuwaacha watu wanashangaa.

 

[elmagnifico]

mimi naona hii ni joke, hivi wanawezaje kutegemea windows wakati mtengenezaji mkuu ni microsoft pale USA halafu eti ilipogoma waombe support toka microsoft support centre.
Haingii akilini hata kidogo kabisa...

 

[Fenento]

POWER=(HISTORY+GEOGRAPHY+POPULATION+ECONOMIC CAPABILITY+MILITARY CAPABILITY+TECHNOLOGY CAPABILITY) X ( STRATEGIC PLAN+POLITICAL WILL+STRATEGIC ALLIANCE)

USA VS NK, unaweza kuona USA bado wapo juu katika viashiria vingi vya kuwa na nguvu, kwa mfano, Popluation, economic, military, and technology capability. Pia ukiangalia kwenye strategic alliance bado USA anaweka kuwa kwenye advantage ukilinganisha na NK ambaye atamtegemea sana IRAN, CHINA au hata URUSI.

 

[MZIMU]

sasa kama windows manufacturer ni ms unatakakusemaje? Vita na nk siyo vita rahisi, ndiyo maana us anaiavoid kwa kadri anavyoweza, kama alimchapa ghadafi faster baada ya kumvamia iraq bila ridhaa wewe unafikiri ni kitu gani kinachomfanya atetemeke kila anapowaza vita na nk?....hta ndoto za obama naona usiku anakutwa na jinamizi la kazombie kafupi kalikonyoa kiduku!!

kaka hata kama, hujasoma, picha pia huoni ndugu yangu. Hivi huwezi kutofautisha kati ya picha ya simba na fisi.

 

[afsa]

Ana lake huyu si bure

 

[CYBERTEQ]

kaka hata kama, hujasoma, picha pia huoni ndugu yangu. Hivi huwezi kutofautisha kati ya picha ya simba na fisi.

Naona unajaribu kuwa "Mzalendo"! Marekani kashikwa ta*o this time.

 

[capo]

Hivi kweli hawa jamaa wanaweza kupiga bomu mpk America kweli!

 

[BINARY NO]

uzushi tu huu wa nchi za kimagaribi! North Korea wanatengeneza computer zao na simu zao za smart phone na hazina tofauti na smartphone zingine na wanatumia LINUX based operating system wanazotengeneza wenyewe ata km sio linux tunazozijua sisi hizi ni zao same as IRAN wali lunch operating system kwa ajiri ya matumizi yao na ukizingatia swala zima la security! sasa wakisema eti DPRK wameshindwa kulunch kisa window 8 ambayo bado ipo kwenye majaribo haijawa intergrated km window XP ata window 7 bado inamatatizo ni kichekesho cha nchi za magaribi kuendeleza media war dhidi ya DPRK kua ni nchi isiyo na tech nauku wako mbali sana

 

[Brodre]

ku declare wa na microsoft aisee peleka jukwaa la jokes

 

[FJM]

A war with Microsoft? kweli huyu dogo kichaa!