Nimetumiwa SMS hii....

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

Ni kutoka kwa jamaa yangu mmoja, anauliza hivi:

Ivi ingekuwaje kama bao la tendo la ngono lingekuwa linatoa mlio kama wa bunduki? "Paaaa!" Nahisi tungekuwa viziwi dunia nzima kwa sababu usiku kelele za mabao tusingelala. Tena fikiria wale watu waliokaribu na "guest house" wangelala? YAANI INGEKUWA NI "PAAAA! PAAAA! PAAAA! PAAAA! MPAKA KUNAKUCHA!

Usiku mwema wadau.

platozoom · Jul 27, 2012

Sasa bao la wapi........siku hizi watu wameendelea:Kuna la sehemu halali, tigo, mdomo n.k.

Mimi naona la tgo lingekuwa linalia kama mabomu ya gongolamboto

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

platozoom said:
Sasa bao la wapi........siku hizi watu wameendelea:Kuna la sehemu halali, tigo, mdomo n.k. Mimi naona la tgo lingekuwa linalia kama mabomu ya gongolamboto

Hahahahahaaa! Hilo la tigo kuna baadhi ya miji (kama Tanga) ingeshakuwa magofu sababu ya mtikisiko.

Mlitika · Jul 27, 2012

Kuna mitaa hapa bongo wasingeishi watu: uwanja wa fisi, baadhi ya maeneo ya Sinza, .........

Mlitika · Jul 27, 2012

Nyetk said:
Hahahahahaaa! Hilo la tigo kuna baadhi ya miji (kama Tanga) ingeshakuwa magofu sababu ya mtikisiko.

Magereza yote yangekuwa na nyufa balaa!

Michael Amon · Jul 27, 2012

Ha ha ha haaaa!!! Duh! hii ni kali ya mwaka.

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

Mlitika said:
Kuna mitaa hapa bongo wasingeishi watu: uwanja wa fisi, baadhi ya maeneo ya Sinza, .........

Sehemu za baridi ya kupitiliza kama Njombe, Makete, nk. shughuli ingekuwa inasikika hadi huku!

CUTE · Jul 27, 2012

platozoom said:
Sasa bao la wapi........siku hizi watu wameendelea:Kuna la sehemu halali, tigo, mdomo n.k.

Mimi naona la tgo lingekuwa linalia kama mabomu ya gongolamboto

mwe mwe mwe mwe khaa!

Ave Ave Maria · Jul 27, 2012

Mlitika said:
Magereza yote yangekuwa na nyufa balaa!

hahahahaah....nyie watu nyie! Dah.

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

CUTE said:
mwe mwe mwe mwe khaa!

CUTE unashangaa nini sasa? Au hujawahi sikia jinsi mtandao wa tigo unavyoongeza kasi ya umaarufu?

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

Kipipi said:
hahahahaah....nyie watu nyie! Dah.

Kwani uwongo?

Mlitika · Jul 27, 2012

Nyetk said:
CUTE unashangaa nini sasa? Au hujawahi sikia jinsi mtandao wa tigo unavyoongeza kasi ya umaarufu?

Hata mi namshangaa!

CUTE · Jul 27, 2012

Nyetk said:
CUTE unashangaa nini sasa? Au hujawahi sikia jinsi mtandao wa tigo unavyoongeza kasi ya umaarufu?

hapana kwakweli mkuu

Mzee wa Rula · Jul 27, 2012

Mlitika said:
Magereza yote yangekuwa na nyufa balaa!

Hii ikenichekesha sana haaaaaa!!!!!

Nyetk · Jul 27, 2012

CUTE said:
hapana kwakweli mkuu

Tena unaambiwa kwa maspeshalisti hiyo inanunuliwa ghali kuliko mtandao wa kawaida, ha ha ha haaaa! Dunia hii imepinda mkuu!

Leak · Jul 27, 2012

Hahahahahahaha

King’asti · Jul 27, 2012

Ukisikia bhange nibangue ndo haya!
Mnahitaji kupepelewa, nakuja na ungo

Kongosho · Jul 27, 2012

Bishanga tu ndo ingekuwa inalia kama kakofi 'twaah'

platozoom · Jul 27, 2012

Kongosho said:
Bishanga tu ndo ingekuwa inalia kama kakofi 'twaah'

Ana kibamia.............au risasi zake kama za vijiwe vya manati?

platozoom · Jul 27, 2012

King'asti said:
Ukisikia bhange nibangue ndo haya!
Mnahitaji kupepelewa, nakuja na ungo

Nimeshasikia mlio wa bunduki kwenye chumba chako..........la wapi hilo?

Nimetumiwa SMS hii....

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