Nimepokonywa mapenzi. Inaumaaaa

[Beeb]

Pole

 

[Mathika]

Teh mpe moyo wa matumaini japo kiasi

Lilitokea kwangu hilo niliona picha tu, ni angalizo atoke hapo sio pake

 

[Fifi J]

We endelea nae tu,utakipata unachokitafuta

Mbona Nishakipata

 

[Fifi J]

Huu mwandiko ni very familiar kwangu!! Do i know you? Fifi J

May be iam ua ex

 

[Fifi J]

Haya mambo haya, kuna siku nilikuwa sehemu jamaa mmoja alikuwa na dada yake wanakula kitimoto akapigiwa simu na demu wake lakini ikaonyesha hampendi huyo demu. Alichofanya alimwelekeza dada yake apokee hiyo simu ajifanye ni mchumba ake, dada mtu akafanya hivyo akamfokea dada wa watu asimfatilie tena mchumba ake mpiga simu akaomba samahani tu.

Holi nalo lawezekana

 

[Fifi J]

Kuna msemo wa wenzetu walio OKOKA huwa naupenda sana,wao husema,"Hayo ni mapito"

Alafu uwezi amini hata yeye kaokoka

 

[LUBEDE]

Asaante ila inauma kweli nimetoka nae mbali nimeshare nae mambo yangu binafsi mengi sana nilimuamini sana. Mda mwingine najiuliza pengine alikua anatafuta njia ya kuachana na mimi akaona mi king'ang'anizi. Akaamua kunionyesha kabisa kwamba bwana ee ondoka nna mwanamke tayari.
Hapa nawaza sijui nikamate mzungu tu huku niliko duh

Kumbe lengo lako ulitaka tu tujue kuwa haupo bongo,waafrika tuna tatizo sehemu..

 

[Pablo]

jamani mboni nyie wanaume wagumu kuelewa? Uzi huu hau
wahusu

 

[King smoker]

Hiyo tayali ni chombo ya fundi

 

[kiboboso]

Njoo pm nikushauri

Mkuu aliyeandika huu Uzi angekuwa ni mwanaume ungemuita huko PM kweli?

 

[Dr. Wansegamila]

May be iam ua ex

Mwandiko wako na jina lako ni very familiar... it cant be a coincidence.
And, u are not my ex.

 

[Fifi J]

Mwandiko wako na jina lako ni very familiar... it cant be a coincidence.
And, u are not my ex.

Hahaha basi childhood friend

 

[Nkolandoto]

Pole tafadhari

 

[Fifi J]

Mkuu aliyeandika huu Uzi angekuwa ni mwanaume ungemuita huko PM kweli?

Asante

 

[Fifi J]

Kumbe lengo lako ulitaka tu tujue kuwa haupo bongo,waafrika tuna tatizo sehemu..

Hata bongo kuna wazungu ujue,ila inategemea unaishi maeneo gani

 

[Smart Guy]

Nimejikuta nataka hata kudondosha tone la chozi.pole sana madam.

 

[Fifi J]

Nimejikuta nataka hata kudondosha tone la chozi.pole sana madam.

Thanx

 

[doup]

Simple! Muwahi kumpiga chini, kabla hajakuwahi

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Chief engineer njoo hapa

 

[Fifi J]

Simple! Muwahi kumpiga chini, kabla hajakuwahi

Keshaniwahi kwa dalili hizi