Nimemlipa kwa aliyonifanyia nimeridhika

[everlenk]

Haina uelekeo(anti Direction)

ohh! Ina zaid ya uelekeo,sasa best roho yako si kwatu nyeupeeee na huna tena kabamoyo!!?,sasa yanini malumbano? Achana na hizo mambo tupige story zingne....nijibu na swali langu basi!!!

 

[Karucee]

Hapo ndo unapoishia kufikiri .

Do you really want to take me on with your load of ----?

Dude am gonna bash your dumb ass into oblivion.

And don’t answer back, this is hard shit to follow
And you can’t spit nigga
So you obviously must swallow

 

[everlenk]

Kwa kweli sipendi kudanganya.

Hizi mi hapana iko jua but nimempigia hubby anitafutie kwenye maduka ya bakhressa.

lols.

Nimekumbuka when I was pregnant, kuna mtu alipostigi picha ya kashta zile za maziwa na sukari FB.

Mbona ilibidi nitafute recipe nipike kashata usiku usiku.

Wala hazikukauka niliishia kuzimwaga.

hahahaha! Umenikumbusha na yangu meng ya JF Chef,masomo ya dada farkhina vitumbua loh nilichemka nkaishia kubake,kumbe pan ilikuwa sticky.

 

[everlenk]

Chelsea Chali, Liverpool Chali

The blues wamenisikitisha acha tu,hawa u will never walk alone walistahili bwana walijiproud mno.

 

[Mp4real]

Nafananisha na zile kesi za nyani na ngedere!

 

[Karucee]

hahahaha! Umenikumbusha na yangu meng ya JF Chef,masomo ya dada farkhina vitumbua loh nilichemka nkaishia kubake,kumbe pan ilikuwa sticky.

lols, kila siku nataka nipike vitumbua but nikiwaza ninunue kikaango cha aina gani sipati picha.

 

[everlenk]

lols, kila siku nataka nipike vitumbua but nikiwaza ninunue kikaango cha aina gani sipati picha.

yaan acha tu,naskia kko vipo vikaangio non sticky vya special itabidi tukavitafute maduka ya vyombo,tatizo mie kuzunguka kko huwa nachoka sna,ila nowdays atleast there is no population.

 

[Extraordinary]

una watoto weye?? kama wapo pole yao! baba majanga.

 

[Kongosho]

kuna laana zingine za kujitakia, hutegemei kuzaa? Magonjwa? Kosa la mkeo na.rafikio unaadhibu hadi watoto?

Basi mie ni mtu weak sana.

 

[Zogwale]

Gawaneni virusi kwa kasi. Hapo ni lazima ukwae HIV2. Changanya virusi kama unga wa kuokea.

 

[Shamkware]

Daaaah aiseee! Yaani umempa ukimwi mke wake, mtoto wake, na Hgirl wote!

 

[Bavaria]

Jana nimetafuta canned pineapples pale Shoprite Mlimani City nimekosa.

Sijui Uchumi nitapata?

Natamani kweli.

Na sausages flani hivi za Kenya ambazo sio Vienna.

Zipo dukani kwa mangi

 

[Karucee]

yaan acha tu,naskia kko vipo vikaangio non sticky vya special itabidi tukavitafute maduka ya vyombo,tatizo mie kuzunguka kko huwa nachoka sna,ila nowdays atleast there is no population.

hivi non stick ndo vizuri kwa vitumbua?

cc farkhina

 

[MKenya halisi.]

Wanajamvi hbr za wakati huu?
Jamani ukweli nimekamilisha azma yangu sasa.
Iko hivi nina rafiki yangu wa kushibana sana na ninashirikiana nae mambo mengi sana kumbe bila kujua jamaa alikua anamgegeda Mke wangu na hii nimeigundua two years sasa kila nikiweka mtego hauwanasi sasa nikajipanga na mimi nimmegee mke wake nimeimbisha sana sasa cku hizi namgegeda mke wake, nagegeda binti yake wakuzaa wa kwanza na housegirl nimemptia jana sasa sina ugomvi nae dawa ya moto ni moto ukila vya wenzio ujue na vyako vitaliwa tu.

Sawa mkuu,subiri "Certificate" Sasa kazi uliyoifanya ni kubwa. Kuku,kifaranga + Mlinzi wa kifaranga vyote ulikula kwa mpigo Looo!!!

 

[MESTOD]

Acha upunguani, kama huwanasi huo ni uwongo! Sasa wewe waenda live na jamaa mwenyewe anangoma, utakufa roho nyeusiiii na ngoma utayopata. Ila tafadhali weka mbali na watoto!

 

[mockers]

In country like Tanzania? Hahaahaaahaaa

Do you really want to take me on with your load of ----?

Dude am gonna bash your dumb ass into oblivion.

And don’t answer back, this is hard shit to follow
And you can’t spit nigga
So you obviously must swallow

 

[mockers]

Umeelewa maada husika au umekurupuka tu.

Acha upunguani, kama huwanasi huo ni uwongo! Sasa wewe waenda live na jamaa mwenyewe anangoma, utakufa roho nyeusiiii na ngoma utayopata. Ila tafadhali weka mbali na watoto!

 

[MESTOD]

Umeelewa maada husika au umekurupuka tu.

Unataka usifiwe kwa u.pumbu unaofanya hapo? Kama ni kweli kwa miaka miwili hujawanasa?

Na mtoto wao kafanya kosa gani? Hivi unajua kuwa yule mwanao analiwa hadi tigo na huyo jamaa?

 

[Kijana leo]

aya hongera, nenda kamtafute na dada yake jamaa pia.

 

[Magayalunofu]

hapo lazima ya Ufoo yanaweza tokea, mtoto anaweza enda kwa mama akasema mama mi nina mchumba/boyfriend sasa!, binti anaulizwa anaitwa nani, Arovera, sasa hapo ndo majibu ya mtihani yatatoka!!