Nimemchomea mke wangu kazini kuwa anatumia cheti feki

[Ynaa]

Pole aisee,ila msafara wa wazazi ukishatia timu uje utujuze umefikia wap.Maana mke kakuvuruga si mchezo.

 

[sir Ganto G]

nadhani alistahili kufanyiwa ulichomfanyia.

 

[ndupa]

Mkuu kwenye mchezo wa ubondia hiyo ngumi uliyomtupia aliyekuwa mke wako inaitwa "Upper cut", ni gumi ya hatari sana yani adui yako isipomwangusha chini ujue kuna mkono wa mtu.Nadhani watu watajifunza kuwa mwisho wa ubaya ni Aibu!

Na kwenye mpira wanasema sliding tackle ...hapo mtu akipita jua kaacha mpira...au kaacha mguu na mpira vyote kwa pamoja!!!!

Aliposema whistle blower amenikumbusha yule snowden!!!

 

[magavya]

Wanawake wa siku hizi hawana shukrani kabsa, yaani unakufa hujamaliza hata wiki kabrini ameisha olewa, yaani ningekua nakufahamu haki ya Mungu ningekupa hata laki ya pongezi

Hahahaaa wiki yote hiyo ndugu,ukifa hata siku tatu haujamaliza kaburini kashaanza kuja kufarijiwa na michepuko tena kwakufanya mapenzi kabisa...

 

[K-Boko]

Duh, atakuwa amejutaje kukupa siri zake za certificate feki!(?)

 

[mwallu]

Ama kweli upendo waweza geuka chuki

 

[707]

Hii ni stori bora sana katika nilizowai kusoma maishani mwangu ungekuwa karbu ngekupa sh 5000 ukanywe hata bia

 

[miss chagga]

Nategemea jibu kutoka kwenye hili swali

sijui kama litajibiwa

 

[Konda wa bodaboda]

What goes around comes around.

 

[kende]

Ukimwaga mboga namwaga ugali

 

[witnessj]

Hili somo kabisa kwangu mume anatakiwa kuuzoea mwili wangu tu na sio kujua details zangu. They are beast!

 

[ndupa]

Samahanini,naweza kujua ni adhabu gani anayopewa mlengwa baada ya kugundulika kafoji cheti?

Na wewe umefoji?

 

[Mokoyo]

kuna wakati inabidi kufanya hili ulilofanya maana binadamu (mume&mke) hawatabiriki na hawajui jema ni lipi kwao.

 

[Konda wa bodaboda]

Mkuu #muhomakilo jr, alishasema kuwa alikuwa anamkwepa, hataki kuonana nae, na walikuwa wanaonana mahakamani tu.

Suruhisho ni kumwaga mboga tu.

 

[McDonaldJr]

Mie ninadhani ungemuendea yeye kwanza na tishio la kumlipua kazini kwake kama asingefuta kesi ya kudai kugawana mali.. Hiyo ingekuwa nzuri zaidi maana pamoja na yote bado ni mama watoto wako.. Mwisho wa siku watoto wanaathirika pale wanapoona mama yao anaishi maisha duni iliosababishwa na baba yao.. Ulikuwa na choice wewe kama mwanaume na kichwa cha nyumba..!

Kwa tabia za uyo mkewe alivyozielezea naamini angejichanganya kumuambia kua atamlipua basi hii thread isingekuwepo maana ule wimbo wa "parapanda litalia parandaa🎼" ungekua ushaimbwa kitambo au uyu mkuu angekua yupo na babu Seya anafundishwa kupiga gitaa usiombe kukutana na mwanamke alieamua kukuzunguka atakupoteza kama utani tu.

 

[annabrenda]

Majuto mjukuu. Ila dah! umemwaribia kupita kiasi kulingana na alichotaka kufanya.

 

[Lacute]

dah watu mnamasaibu... ila maandiko yanasema samehe mara sabini!!!

We ungesamehe jirani?

 

[masai dada]

umeshaoa mtoa mada???

 

[multmandalin]

Wapendwa wana Jf nawasalimu,

Ndoa yangu ilifikia ukingoni rasmi mwaka Juzi 2013 mwezi Februari, hata hivyo kabla ya hapo tulikua tumetengana kwa karibu mwaka mmoja nyuma.

Chanzo cha ugomvi wetu ni usaliti aliokua akiufanya na dogo mmoja Dalali wa magari. Zilikua ni tuhuma tu ila baadae zilikuja kuwa taarifa za kweli walipotaka kufunga ndoa baada ya talaka.

Wakati wa mwenendo wa shauri la talaka Mahakamani wife aliniomba kikao kupitia wakili wake, mimi sikua na wakili kwenye kesi hiyo, sikuona sababu ya kupoteza pesa zangu, katika kikao hicho waliniomba nikubali talaka mahakamani ili tumalize hiyo kesi Mara moja in return mteja wake hatadai kugawana Mali.

Maana alitaka kufunga ndoa haraka hivyo talaka ndo ilikua kikwazo. Nikakubali mapendekezo yao tarehe ya kesi ilipofika nikaondoa pingamizi la kuzuia hiyo talaka na tukamwambia hakimu tumekubaliana nje ya mahakama hivyo makubaliano ndio yawe hukumu yake.

Katika barua yangu kwenda kwa hakimu sikuandika kwamba naondoa pingamizi kwa kuwa mke wangu kakubali kutodai Mali, Bali nilisema ni kwa sababu nimeona mwanamke hanipendi tena hivyo siwezi kulazimisha mapenzi.

Hakimu akatoa rasmi talaka mwezi februari last year, watoto waliamriwa kubaki na mimi, maana wife aliweka wazi tu kwamba anataka kuolewa na mtu mwingine. Watoto wetu ni wawili, wapo standard six ni mapacha, tuliwapata kabla hatujafunga ndoa kanisani.Contrary to our agreement, miezi sita baada ya talaka kutoka.

Mke wangu akanigeuka na kufungua kesi mpya ya kudai kugawana Mali mahakamani, nilitaharuki sana na kuhaha kumtafuta ili kujua hii samasi niliyoletewa kutoka Mahakamani ni yangu kweli au imekosewa, akawa ananikwepa hakutaka kabisa kuonana na mimi tukawa tunakutania Mahakamani kila kesi ilipotajwa, na hata wakili wake akawa ananikimbia.

Nikamtumia sms kwanini anafanya hivi akanijibu kuwa anataka nyumba iuzwe tuganawane pesa. Usiku nikawaza sana ndani, nikawaambia watoto, ninaingia kwenye mapambano makubwa na mama yenu na sijui vita hii itaisha lini ila mwombeni sana Mungu atuvushe salama kwenye tufani hii na tushinde, ingawa ni watoto wa darasa la sita ila walinielewa.

Kesho yake nikaamkia shirika analofanyia kazi mke wangu na kuomba kuonana na Mkurugenzi wa utumishi nikapekekwa nikaonana nae. Nikamwambia """ bosi mimi ni whistle blower, ni msamaria mwema ninaeipenda nchi hii.

Nina taarifa nyeti kuhusu mfanyakazi wenu, nikataja jina la mke wangu la kazini, kwamba anatumia cheti cha mtu mwingine ambae ni marehemu aliefariki mwaka 2004, nendeni vizazi na vifo mtalikuta jina la mtu huyo, na pia taasisi zifuatazo mtalikuta jina hilo nikazitaja taasisi hizo. Nikamtajia na majina yake halisi, anasema wataifanyia kazi taarifa hiyo

Haukupita mwezi akasimamishwa kazi kupisha uchunguzi wa tuhuma za kughushi vyeti, alilia kama mtoto mdogo alijua amekwisha maana ishu nzima ni ya kweli. Miezi mitatu mbele akafutwa kazi rasmi na shirika hilo kubwa kabisa Tanzania linalosifika kwa kulipa vizuri staff wake

Yote Tisa, kumi takukuru wakampandisha kizimbani kwa tuhuma hizo zenye ushahidi wa wazi na wa moja kwa moja, bado anahangahika na kesi hiyo inayomwendea kombo.

Amekonda kupita kiasi, na yule bwana mdogo alietaka kumuoa bomani kakimbia ndoa haipo tena, maana inasemekana dogo alifuata pesa, sasa mwanamke kawa juu ya mawe janki kakimbia, hali yake inasikitisha

Kesi ya kugawana Mali huenda ikafutwa maana mhusika haendi tena na hana tena hela za kulipa wakili hivyo wakili kajitoa

Wana Jf mwanamke huyu alitaka kunimaliza mimi lengo lake nibaki juu ya mawe, ili achukue na watoto akaishi nao pamoja na huyo jamaa yake lakini nime counter attack na hivyo yamemrudia yeye.

Ilifika pahala anakuja Jirani na kwangu na huyo mpenzi wake wanakaa grocery ya mbele ya nyumba yangu na kuwekeana miguu ili wanioneshee nikawa siwajali kabisa, alipoona hiyo sitishiki ndipo akafungua kesi ya kugawana Mali

Hata hivyo kwa uwezo wa Mungu nimeshaliza nyumba nyingine na nimehamia na ya zamani kupangisha. Tangu aliponifungulia hiyo kesi milango ya baraka imefunguka zaidi, hata Mahakama ikisema lolote sina tatizo kabisa, ingawa Nina mashaka sana kama kesi hiyo itaendelea.

Nimesikia tetesi kuwa ndugu wanaandaa msafara wa wazee kuja kuzungumza nami sijajua ni kuhusu nini, lakini sikumficha nilimwambia wazi ex wife wangu kwamba ni mimi ndie nilievujisha taarifa zake kazini kwao asitafute mchawi na nikamwambia kwanini nilifanya hivyo.

Nimeona watu wengi Jf wakitoa mikasa yao ambayo ni mikubwa kuzidi huu wangu nilikua mualikwa (visitor) humu ndani sasa nimeamua kuwaandikeni yangu mwenyewe, kama kuna pahala nimekosea Basi tusameheane, yote ni maisha tu yanapita

Some people have to learn through the hard way

Sometimes the hard way is the only way out

Thanx

"Running Away"

Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running,
But ya can't run away from yourself
Can't run away from yourself -
Can't run away from yourself -
Can't run away from yourself -
Can't run away from yourself -
Can't run away from yourself.

Ya must have done (must have done),
Somet'in' wrong (something wrong).
Said: ya must have done (must have done),
Wo! Somet'in' wrong (something wrong).
Why you can't find the
Place where you belong?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (running away);
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (running away);
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (running away);
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (running away);
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (running away).

Every man thinketh his
Burden is the heaviest (heaviest).
Every man thinketh his
Burden is the heaviest (heaviest).
Ya still mean it: Who feels it knows it, Lord;
Who feels it knows it, Lord;
Who feels it knows it, Lord;
Who feels it knows it, Lord.

Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running
And ya running away.
Ya running and ya running
But ya can't run away from yourself.
Could ya run away from yourself?
Can you run away from yourself?
Can't run away from yourself!
Can't run away from yourself!
Yeah-eah-eah-eah - from yourself.

Brr - you must have done somet'in' -
Somet'in' - somet'in' - somet'in' -
Somet'in' ya don't want nobody to know about:
Ya must have, Lord - somet'in' wrong,
What ya must have done - ya must have done somet'in' wrong.
Why you can't find where you belong?

Well, well, well, well, ya running away, heh, no -
Ya running away, ooh, no, no, no,
I'm not (running away), no, don't say that - don't say that,
'Cause (running away) I'm not running away, ooh! (running away)
I've got to protect my life, (running away)
And I don't want to live with no strife. (running away)
It is better to live on the housetop (running away)
Than to live in a house full of confusion. (running away)
So, I made my decision and I left ya; (running away)
Now you comin' to tell me (running away)
That I'm runnin' away. (running away)
But it's not true, (running away)
I am not runnin' away. (running away) [fadeout]​

Tafuta wimbo huu wa Bob Marley
Ujiliwaze it was 1980 when he exiled him self to England after failed assassination planted to him!

 

[Godfrey Mhilu]

wapendwa wana jf nawasalimu,

ndoa yangu ilifikia ukingoni rasmi mwaka juzi 2013 mwezi februari, hata hivyo kabla ya hapo tulikua tumetengana kwa karibu mwaka mmoja nyuma.

Chanzo cha ugomvi wetu ni usaliti aliokua akiufanya na dogo mmoja dalali wa magari. Zilikua ni tuhuma tu ila baadae zilikuja kuwa taarifa za kweli walipotaka kufunga ndoa baada ya talaka.

Wakati wa mwenendo wa shauri la talaka mahakamani wife aliniomba kikao kupitia wakili wake, mimi sikua na wakili kwenye kesi hiyo, sikuona sababu ya kupoteza pesa zangu, katika kikao hicho waliniomba nikubali talaka mahakamani ili tumalize hiyo kesi mara moja in return mteja wake hatadai kugawana mali.

Maana alitaka kufunga ndoa haraka hivyo talaka ndo ilikua kikwazo. Nikakubali mapendekezo yao tarehe ya kesi ilipofika nikaondoa pingamizi la kuzuia hiyo talaka na tukamwambia hakimu tumekubaliana nje ya mahakama hivyo makubaliano ndio yawe hukumu yake.

Katika barua yangu kwenda kwa hakimu sikuandika kwamba naondoa pingamizi kwa kuwa mke wangu kakubali kutodai mali, bali nilisema ni kwa sababu nimeona mwanamke hanipendi tena hivyo siwezi kulazimisha mapenzi.

Hakimu akatoa rasmi talaka mwezi februari last year, watoto waliamriwa kubaki na mimi, maana wife aliweka wazi tu kwamba anataka kuolewa na mtu mwingine. Watoto wetu ni wawili, wapo standard six ni mapacha, tuliwapata kabla hatujafunga ndoa kanisani.contrary to our agreement, miezi sita baada ya talaka kutoka.

Mke wangu akanigeuka na kufungua kesi mpya ya kudai kugawana mali mahakamani, nilitaharuki sana na kuhaha kumtafuta ili kujua hii samasi niliyoletewa kutoka mahakamani ni yangu kweli au imekosewa, akawa ananikwepa hakutaka kabisa kuonana na mimi tukawa tunakutania mahakamani kila kesi ilipotajwa, na hata wakili wake akawa ananikimbia.

Nikamtumia sms kwanini anafanya hivi akanijibu kuwa anataka nyumba iuzwe tuganawane pesa. Usiku nikawaza sana ndani, nikawaambia watoto, ninaingia kwenye mapambano makubwa na mama yenu na sijui vita hii itaisha lini ila mwombeni sana mungu atuvushe salama kwenye tufani hii na tushinde, ingawa ni watoto wa darasa la sita ila walinielewa.

Kesho yake nikaamkia shirika analofanyia kazi mke wangu na kuomba kuonana na mkurugenzi wa utumishi nikapekekwa nikaonana nae. Nikamwambia """ bosi mimi ni whistle blower, ni msamaria mwema ninaeipenda nchi hii.

Nina taarifa nyeti kuhusu mfanyakazi wenu, nikataja jina la mke wangu la kazini, kwamba anatumia cheti cha mtu mwingine ambae ni marehemu aliefariki mwaka 2004, nendeni vizazi na vifo mtalikuta jina la mtu huyo, na pia taasisi zifuatazo mtalikuta jina hilo nikazitaja taasisi hizo. Nikamtajia na majina yake halisi, anasema wataifanyia kazi taarifa hiyo

haukupita mwezi akasimamishwa kazi kupisha uchunguzi wa tuhuma za kughushi vyeti, alilia kama mtoto mdogo alijua amekwisha maana ishu nzima ni ya kweli. Miezi mitatu mbele akafutwa kazi rasmi na shirika hilo kubwa kabisa tanzania linalosifika kwa kulipa vizuri staff wake

yote tisa, kumi takukuru wakampandisha kizimbani kwa tuhuma hizo zenye ushahidi wa wazi na wa moja kwa moja, bado anahangahika na kesi hiyo inayomwendea kombo.

Amekonda kupita kiasi, na yule bwana mdogo alietaka kumuoa bomani kakimbia ndoa haipo tena, maana inasemekana dogo alifuata pesa, sasa mwanamke kawa juu ya mawe janki kakimbia, hali yake inasikitisha

kesi ya kugawana mali huenda ikafutwa maana mhusika haendi tena na hana tena hela za kulipa wakili hivyo wakili kajitoa

wana jf mwanamke huyu alitaka kunimaliza mimi lengo lake nibaki juu ya mawe, ili achukue na watoto akaishi nao pamoja na huyo jamaa yake lakini nime counter attack na hivyo yamemrudia yeye.

Ilifika pahala anakuja jirani na kwangu na huyo mpenzi wake wanakaa grocery ya mbele ya nyumba yangu na kuwekeana miguu ili wanioneshee nikawa siwajali kabisa, alipoona hiyo sitishiki ndipo akafungua kesi ya kugawana mali

hata hivyo kwa uwezo wa mungu nimeshaliza nyumba nyingine na nimehamia na ya zamani kupangisha. Tangu aliponifungulia hiyo kesi milango ya baraka imefunguka zaidi, hata mahakama ikisema lolote sina tatizo kabisa, ingawa nina mashaka sana kama kesi hiyo itaendelea.

Nimesikia tetesi kuwa ndugu wanaandaa msafara wa wazee kuja kuzungumza nami sijajua ni kuhusu nini, lakini sikumficha nilimwambia wazi ex wife wangu kwamba ni mimi ndie nilievujisha taarifa zake kazini kwao asitafute mchawi na nikamwambia kwanini nilifanya hivyo.

Nimeona watu wengi jf wakitoa mikasa yao ambayo ni mikubwa kuzidi huu wangu nilikua mualikwa (visitor) humu ndani sasa nimeamua kuwaandikeni yangu mwenyewe, kama kuna pahala nimekosea basi tusameheane, yote ni maisha tu yanapita

some people have to learn through the hard way

sometimes the hard way is the only way out

thanx

c machezoo