Nimechekaje!!!?!!

[Mb-one]

Ustadh katika mizunguko zunguko yake alikutana na m'mke mrembo sana. Yule ustadh alishindwa kustahmili, ikabidi amwite na kumuambia:-

"Wewe binti hakika Allah kakupa kila kitu isipokuwa kitu kimoja tu!".

Binti akastuka, akauliza kwa mshangao na uoga mkubwa:-
"Ni kitu gani hicho!"

Ustadh akamjibu: "NAMBA YANGU YA SIMU! WALLAHI HUNA!

 

[Tinambuya]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha

 

[morphine]

hahaha hiyo voko tamu sana

 

[murugalama]

Kutaja sifa za vitu, kitu, watu uonesha uwezo wa muumba, ustadh amefanya kile anachopaswa kufanya lkn hapo kwy namba ya simu ndio matatizo yanapoanzia

 

[aduwilly]

atakuwa sheikh naniliu huyo ustadh

 

[NancyM]

Hahhaha na mm mbona nilikupa shehe ustadhii jumaaa

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[stata mzuka]

Hahhaha na mm mbona nilikupa shehe ustadhii jumaaa

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Na Mimi nipe basi.

 

[dy/dx]

hahaha ametisha...

 

[Deflakonary]

hahahahahahahahahah

 

[hekimatele]

Mazungumzo baada ya habari yamekujia kutoka JF network, dunianiiiiiiiiiii.

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[House Wife]

Mazungumzo baada ya habari yamekujia kutoka JF network, dunianiiiiiiiiiii.

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Nimeipenda zaid. hah ha ha

 

[TORN CHID]

Safi sana ustaadhi!!!! hapo binti akichukua namba yako mwambie akubip !!

 

[Harhombo]

Kama Mungu kampa kila kitu kwa nini namba apewe na binti.......majanga

 

[Autorun]

ustadh kachoma ubani vizur

 

[Jonas amani]

chezea uumbaji wa mungu ww

 

[Utingo]

kama binti angemwambia anayo...ustadh si angezimia akidhani binti ni jini?

 

[mwanaupepo]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................

 

[Flammable]

Nimeipenda

 

[Ammy Emmy]

kama binti angemwambia anayo...ustadh si angezimia akidhani binti ni jini?

haaa angeshtukaje wakat majin ndo wanayaabudu

 

[DR RICHARD]

MH kilichobak hapo mi sijui asiogope ampe 2