Ngoma Droo

[happiness win]

hapo penye blue hapo umekosea, anaye-mgegeda ni yule mmkurya wa kibanda cha nyanya barabara ya tatu..ila ndio kwenye kitanda chako hujagundua tu now days kinapiga sana kelele..

Uwiiiiiiiiiii naona murder case inaninyemelea mwenzenu loooh lakini mkurya nitamuweza kweli? mmmmm nabaki mnyonge tu.

 

[segere]

Uwiiiiiiiiiii naona murder case inaninyemelea mwenzenu loooh lakini mkurya nitamuweza kweli? mmmmm nabaki mnyonge tu.

badili kitasa awe anaishia sebuleni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aine]

mh!!!!!!!!!! hoi kabisa

 

[KOYE]

Hili la kutumia mswaki kuosha choo ndo gumu sana hayo mengine poa

 

[Bavaria]

unavyohadithia kama namuona vile

 

[Mndengereko]

hahahaaaaaa!!atafanya fujo zote
ila kitandani kwangu halali coz funguo
za chumba natembea nazo!!

uisahau tu oneday funguo utashtukia kamleta bf wake wangegedana kwenye kitanda chako

 

[Passion Lady]

uisahau tu oneday funguo utashtukia kamleta bf wake wangegedana kwenye kitanda chako

​aaaaaah wapi hiyo ngumu kutokea!!

 

[Mndengereko]

​aaaaaah wapi hiyo ngumu kutokea!!

hahah unachezea utamu wa kugegedana wewe!!!!

 

[Commanche]

Ha ha ha mimi kuna dada wa kazi alikuwa nikienda kazini yeye anaingiza ki-boifrendhi chake cha mtaani. Kwanza nilianza kushtuka manake dogo yule alikuwa akiniona ananipa heshima sana for no obvious reason. Kuna siku ilikuwa nisafiri ila nikakosa usafiri ikabidi nirudi. La haula! si nikamkuta dogo anamkamua yule binti kwenye kochi langu.Dah! ilibidi nicheke tu. Ile embarrassment on their faces was punishment enough. Ila nikagundua apples, mayai, na vyakula vingine vinaisha vipi manake kwangu tuko wanne tu na wadogo zangu wote ni wafanya kazi hawakai nyumbani muda mwingi wako ofisini. Angalizo kwenu ndugu zangu; ukiona kuna dogo kavaa jeans za kubana na vest (wife beaters) halafu anajifanya anakuheshimu brother ujue anakamua housegirl wako.

 

[life is Short]

Tunakausemi kadogo hivi " Mlaa cha mwenzie na chake huliwa "