Ndugu zangu!

[JF2050]

Yaani kuna mdada niliwahi pishana naye sehemu kama mara 2 haraka haraka. Siku nyingine nikatafuta namba yake nikaipata. Huyo dada alinivutia nami nikasema ngoja nione kama swaga zangu zinalipa. Kwa hiyo nikawa nawasiliana naye vizuri bila shida. Tukapanga tukutane uso kwa uso week hii.

Leo nimempigia simu tukaongea kama saa nzima. Sehemu ya maongezi ilikuwa hivi:

Mimi: Mambo? Habari za jioni?

Yeye: Poa, nzuri tu, nipo huku nilikopanga, ila Ijumaa nitaenda home kuwasalimia. Na ijumaa ile nyingine naenda kwangu.

Mimi: Kwako wapi? Umeolewa?

Yeye: Hapana sijaolewa, ni Mbezi, nimejenga huko. Yaani sikutaka kabisa kukaa kwa watu, home wala kupanga, wakati nasoma nilisema nikimaliza tu masomo yangu ya sekondari lazima nijenge na kuhamia kwangu. Nina nyumba mbili, nyingine ipo Kigamboni.

Mimi: Hongera, wengine hata kiwanja bado hatuna. Umewezaje kujenga huku ukiwa bado mwanafunzi, tena wa sekondari?

Yeye: Mmmmh, wewe mbona mtu wa ajabu hujajenga wala huna kiwanja! Wakati nipo sekondari nilikuwa natumiwa pocket money, kwa hiyo nimesave ndio maana unaona nimejenga.

Mimi: Taratibu nitaenda hivyohivyo dada. Au wazazi wamekupa? Wamekujengea?

Yeye: Wala, ni kwa kusave pocket money tu, kwani hata kazi bado sina. Kwanza wewe mie tukikutana ndani ya dakika nitajua kila kitu kuhusu tabia yako, hicho ni kipawa nilicho nacho, wala sitabahatisha!

Mimi: Kunijua kwa kuonana tu mara ya kwanza, sio rahisi.

Yeye: Kwanza hata sasa hivi naweza kukutajia a,b,c ........., z, kuhusu tabia yako!

Mimi: Unawezaje kunijua tabia bila kuniona?


Itaendelea na nitakuwa nawaupdate what happened.

 

[The Boss]

he heeee aiseeee
kua uyaone

 

[lara 1]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

 

[Money Stunna]

sishangai sababu mi mwenyewe kipind niko secondary niliwai kusave pocket money nikanunua gari 5 hapo hakuna cha ajabu .mambo ya kawaida usiogope mkuu

 

[The Boss]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

mnhhh wewe umkopeshe mwanaume
that guy doesnt know how unique was lol

 

[mathcom]

Yaani kuna mdada niliwahi pishana naye sehemu kama mara 2 haraka haraka. Siku nyingine nikatafuta namba yake nikaipata. Huyo dada alinivutia nami nikasema ngoja nione kama swaga zangu zinalipa. Kwa hiyo nikawa nawasiliana naye vizuri bila shida. Tukapanga tukutane uso kwa uso week hii.

Leo nimempigia simu tukaongea kama saa nzima. Sehemu ya maongezi ilikuwa hivi:

mimi: Mambo? Habari za jioni?

Yeye: Poa, nzuri tu, nipo huku nilikopanga, ila Ijumaa nitaenda home kuwasalimia. Na ijumaa ile nyingine naenda kwangu.

Mimi: Kwako wapi? Umeolewa?

Yeye: Hapana sijaolewa, ni Mbezi, nimejenga huko. Yaani sikutaka kabisa kukaa kwa watu, home wala kupanga, wakati nasoma nilisema nikimaliza tu masomo lazima nijenge na kuhamia kwangu. Nina nyumba mbili, nyingine ipo Kigamboni.

Mimi: Hongera, wengine hata kiwanja bado hatuna. Umewezaje kujenga huku ukiwa bado mwanafunzi?

Yeye: Mmmmh, wewe mbona mtu wa ajabu hujajenga wala huna kiwanja! Wakati nipo sekondari nilikuwa natumiwa pocket money, kwa hiyo nimesave ndio maana unaona nimejenga.

Mimi: Taratibu nitaenda hivyohivyo. Au wazazi wamekupa? Wamekujengea?

Yeye: Wala, ni kwa kusave pocket money tu, kwani hata kazi bado sina. Kwanza wewe mie tukikutana ndani ya dakika nitajua kila kitu kuhusu tabia yako, hicho nikipawa nilicho nacho, wala sitabahatisha!

Mimi: Kunijua kwa kuonana tu mara ya kwanza, sio rahisi.

Angalia mkuu simplicity wengine si binadamu hao tunaopishana nao barabarani, kuwa makini...!!!!

 

[mathcom]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

Vipi hali yako bibie lara 1 ?? inapendeza kuonekana uko jamvini mkuu...!!

 

[GITWA]

Mh!! Shigongo ndani ya jamvi nini?

 

[Ndibalema]

Huyo mwanamke angekutana na mafundi wangemkata kilimilimi chake!

 

[Blog]

sishangai sababu mi mwenyewe kipind niko secondary niliwai kusave pocket money nikanunua gari 5 hapo hakuna cha ajabu .mambo ya kawaida usiogope mkuu

Kama Vitz mbona inawezekana.

 

[kalou]

pocket money yanju ilikuwa 400 nilipokuwa o'level ,ilitosha chips kavu na nauli,,ila kujenga...UNPOSIBLEEE

 

[Watu8]

Labda kajenga nyumba za udongo maana mleta mada hajatuambia aina za nyumba...

 

[Mnyamwezi wa Urambo]

Yaani kuna mdada niliwahi pishana naye sehemu kama mara 2 haraka haraka. Siku nyingine nikatafuta namba yake nikaipata. Huyo dada alinivutia nami nikasema ngoja nione kama swaga zangu zinalipa. Kwa hiyo nikawa nawasiliana naye vizuri bila shida. Tukapanga tukutane uso kwa uso week hii.

Leo nimempigia simu tukaongea kama saa nzima. Sehemu ya maongezi ilikuwa hivi:

mimi: Mambo? Habari za jioni?

Yeye: Poa, nzuri tu, nipo huku nilikopanga, ila Ijumaa nitaenda home kuwasalimia. Na ijumaa ile nyingine naenda kwangu.

Mimi: Kwako wapi? Umeolewa?

Yeye: Hapana sijaolewa, ni Mbezi, nimejenga huko. Yaani sikutaka kabisa kukaa kwa watu, home wala kupanga, wakati nasoma nilisema nikimaliza tu masomo lazima nijenge na kuhamia kwangu. Nina nyumba mbili, nyingine ipo Kigamboni.

Mimi: Hongera, wengine hata kiwanja bado hatuna. Umewezaje kujenga huku ukiwa bado mwanafunzi?

Yeye: Mmmmh, wewe mbona mtu wa ajabu hujajenga wala huna kiwanja! Wakati nipo sekondari nilikuwa natumiwa pocket money, kwa hiyo nimesave ndio maana unaona nimejenga.

Mimi: Taratibu nitaenda hivyohivyo. Au wazazi wamekupa? Wamekujengea?

Yeye: Wala, ni kwa kusave pocket money tu, kwani hata kazi bado sina. Kwanza wewe mie tukikutana ndani ya dakika nitajua kila kitu kuhusu tabia yako, hicho nikipawa nilicho nacho, wala sitabahatisha!

Mimi: Kunijua kwa kuonana tu mara ya kwanza, sio rahisi.

Jambazi hilo mkuu kimbia fasta kabla hayajakufika.

 

[Mokoyo]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

lara 1 may I get some elaboration on the bolded parts. In addition wewe ushaolewa?

 

[JF2050]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

Mie sina shida ya kwamba kajenga au no, ila sasa anakuwa off topic mpaka najiuliza huyu ni mwendawazimu au!

 

[GKM]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! MABIG!!!!! MASMALL YANA NUFUU!!!!!!!!!!

Naimagine hio pocket money ilikuwa M 10 kwa mwaka ama?

ILA MWANAUME WA UKWELI HUTISHIWI NYAU! LOVE CONQUERS IT ALL!!!!!( Im changing people be supportive!) Binafsi chuo niliwahi kuwa beneficiary wa ma boom 2 kwa semista 1, na nilikuwa na BF hana kitu (That was longtime ago! we talkin good old 4 years), haishi kunikopa (I must confess alikuwa analipa madeni lakini) nilimpenda sanaaa, mpaka now nampenda penda kidogo ( That is because he was n still is supper handsome), wala money wasnt the issue (in the beginning only) ila alinichosha nikamuacha!!!!

Japo siku hizi he has a nice job, n cash (i wish i met him these times) ila ndo hivo tenaaaa! Bado bahili kama nini. Siku nikisikia kaoa roho itaniuma sanaaa. (Jst for no reason!) japo ill be sorry for the wife! Atapaukaje sasa! chezea bajeti!

Alikuwa anasoma Course gani lara 1 ?

 

[Don Mangi]

he heeee aiseeee
kua uyaone

Halafu si magorofa sasa The Boss

 

[HorsePower]

Yeye: Hapana sijaolewa, ni Mbezi, nimejenga huko. Yaani sikutaka kabisa kukaa kwa watu, home wala kupanga, wakati nasoma nilisema nikimaliza tu masomo yangu ya sekondari lazima nijenge na kuhamia kwangu. Nina nyumba mbili, nyingine ipo Kigamboni.

Mimi: Taratibu nitaenda hivyohivyo dada. Au wazazi wamekupa? Wamekujengea?

Yeye: Wala, ni kwa kusave pocket money tu, kwani hata kazi bado sina. Kwanza wewe mie tukikutana ndani ya dakika nitajua kila kitu kuhusu tabia yako, hicho ni kipawa nilicho nacho, wala sitabahatisha!

Kilichonishangaza hapa ni mtu kujenga kwa pocket money anayotumiwa na wazee! Hili ni jambo la kushangaza zaidi kuliko mambo mengine yote. Gharama ya kujenga ni kubwa mno kiasi kwamba sidhani kama kweli pocket money mtu anaweza kusave na kujengea ...! Tena nyumba mbili ....., duuu!

Ngoja niendelee kusubiria muendelezo wa hii story ...

 

[Dr.Mo]

Usikute umekutana na mtu mwenye ugonjwa wa akili-mania- maana watu wenye huo ugonjwa hua na grandiocity-huweza kujisifu au kujifanya watu Fulani....na wengine hata hujifanya usalama wa taifa...kama haupo makini unaweza kuwaamiani...

 

[dada white]

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