Ndo walivyolala.

Viol · Mar 4, 2012

Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
Gafla anashtuka anamwona msaidizi mkuu wa waalimu ndo ameshaingia darasani.....hapo hapo akaunganishia hadithi..................

''basi MFANO NILIOTOA NDO WALIVYOKUWA WANALALA WATU WA PANGONI''

Viol · Mar 4, 2012

Mzungu alipanda ndege na mbongo. Akaanza kumdharau na kuona hajui kitu. Akamwambia mbongo "Tucheze mchezo wakuulizana maswali. Ukiwa hujui unanipa mimi dola 500 na nikikosa mimi nakupa $10,000." kwa tamaa kwamba yeye mjuzi wa yote. mbongo akasema sawa. Mzungu akamuuliza, "nani walipagana world war I?". Mbongo akawa hajui akamlipa mzungu $500. Sasa mbongo akamuuliza mzungu," Kitu gani kinaenda juu na miguu mitatu na kinarudi chini na miguu minne?" Mzungu kimyyyaaa! Akamplipa mbongo $10,000. Sasa akamuuliza, "Haya sasa niambie jibu lake nini?"

Mbongo akamrudishie $500, akamwambia "sijui"

Kabakabana · Mar 4, 2012

Hahahaha aiseee

Kabakabana · Mar 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Mzungu alipanda ndege na mbongo. Akaanza kumdharau na kuona hajui kitu. Akamwambia mbongo "Tucheze mchezo wakuulizana maswali. Ukiwa hujui unanipa mimi dola 500 na nikikosa mimi nakupa $10,000." kwa tamaa kwamba yeye mjuzi wa yote. mbongo akasema sawa. Mzungu akamuuliza, "nani walipagana world war I?". Mbongo akawa hajui akamlipa mzungu $500. Sasa mbongo akamuuliza mzungu," Kitu gani kinaenda juu na miguu mitatu na kinarudi chini na miguu minne?" Mzungu kimyyyaaa! Akamplipa mbongo $10,000. Sasa akamuuliza, "Haya sasa niambie jibu lake nini?"

Mbongo akamrudishie $500, akamwambia "sijui"

khaaaaa,.!

Viol · Mar 4, 2012

Jamaa aliingia kanisani bila kuzima simu,wakati ibada inaendelea simu ikaita,akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima,kumbe ndo
kapokea,mara simu ikaaza kusema ''''mme mbona hutaki kupokea simu?nimekumiss sana'''jamaa akabonyeza tena kuzima kumbe ndo kaweka loud spika,''''''Honey unanikera nimeletewa tetesi kumbe haupo safarini bali upo gesti na mke wa mtu''
watu huko ndani hoi kwa kicheko

Erickb52 · Mar 4, 2012

Teh teh dah

Pancras Suday · Mar 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
Gafla anashtuka anamwona msaidizi mkuu wa waalimu ndo ameshaingia darasani.....hapo hapo akaunganishia hadithi..................

''basi MFANO NILIOTOA NDO WALIVYOKUWA WANALALA WATU WA PANGONI''

more creative teacher, kaua soo nzima class

Pancras Suday · Mar 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Jamaa aliingia kanisani bila kuzima simu,wakati ibada inaendelea simu ikaita,akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima,kumbe ndo
kapokea,mara simu ikaaza kusema ''''mme mbona hutaki kupokea simu?nimekumiss sana'''jamaa akabonyeza tena kuzima kumbe ndo kaweka loud spika,''''''Honey unanikera nimeletewa tetesi kumbe haupo safarini bali upo gesti na mke wa mtu''
watu huko ndani hoi kwa kicheko

simu ikilia kanisani ni noma, watu wote macho kwako kama vile umejinyea

Lavit · Mar 4, 2012

Teh teh teh hiyo kali...

Kabakabana said:
Hahahaha aiseee

Bhavick · Mar 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Mzungu alipanda ndege na mbongo. Akaanza kumdharau na kuona hajui kitu. Akamwambia mbongo "Tucheze mchezo wakuulizana maswali. Ukiwa hujui unanipa mimi dola 500 na nikikosa mimi nakupa $10,000." kwa tamaa kwamba yeye mjuzi wa yote. mbongo akasema sawa. Mzungu akamuuliza, "nani walipagana world war I?". Mbongo akawa hajui akamlipa mzungu $500. Sasa mbongo akamuuliza mzungu," Kitu gani kinaenda juu na miguu mitatu na kinarudi chini na miguu minne?" Mzungu kimyyyaaa! Akamplipa mbongo $10,000. Sasa akamuuliza, "Haya sasa niambie jibu lake nini?"

Mbongo akamrudishie $500, akamwambia "sijui"

hii kali mkuu mimi na huyu mwenye jinsia kama spika wa bunge TUNACHEEEEEKA,

Geraldo DaVinci · Mar 4, 2012

hahaha

nelly nely · Mar 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
Gafla anashtuka anamwona msaidizi mkuu wa waalimu ndo ameshaingia darasani.....hapo hapo akaunganishia hadithi..................

''basi MFANO NILIOTOA NDO WALIVYOKUWA WANALALA WATU WA PANGONI''

ha ha haaaaaa,unanikumbusha enzi nasoma sec,ilikuwa ikifika mida flani lazima watu wasinzie...basi ticha ilikuwa anakuamsha kwa kukurushia chaki..ukishaamka unajikausha ka ulikuwa macho,halaf unaendelea kufunua kitabu!

THK DJAYZZ · Mar 5, 2012

Excellent said:
Mzungu alipanda ndege na mbongo. Akaanza kumdharau na kuona hajui kitu. Akamwambia mbongo "Tucheze mchezo wakuulizana maswali. Ukiwa hujui unanipa mimi dola 500 na nikikosa mimi nakupa $10,000." kwa tamaa kwamba yeye mjuzi wa yote. mbongo akasema sawa. Mzungu akamuuliza, "nani walipagana world war I?". Mbongo akawa hajui akamlipa mzungu $500. Sasa mbongo akamuuliza mzungu," Kitu gani kinaenda juu na miguu mitatu na kinarudi chini na miguu minne?" Mzungu kimyyyaaa! Akamplipa mbongo $10,000. Sasa akamuuliza, "Haya sasa niambie jibu lake nini?"

Mbongo akamrudishie $500, akamwambia "sijui"

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TaiJike · Mar 5, 2012

U made my dei baby. Thank u sana.

dickson longo · Mar 5, 2012

we mkali tena sana tu.

DAWA YA SIKIO · Mar 5, 2012

Niko kitandani naumwa malaria. Nimejilazimisha tu kuingia humu. But at last umefanya nicheke kwa mara ya kwanza toka kumekucha.

Viol · Mar 5, 2012

Kabakabana said:
Hahahaha aiseee

usipime

Viol · Mar 5, 2012

DAWA YA SIKIO said:
Niko kitandani naumwa malaria. Nimejilazimisha tu kuingia humu. But at last umefanya nicheke kwa mara ya kwanza toka kumekucha.

ugua pole.utapona tu usijali

Viol · Mar 5, 2012

dickson longo said:
we mkali tena sana tu.

thanks mkuu

Viol · Mar 5, 2012

TaiJike said:
U made my dei baby. Thank u sana.

Ur welcome baby

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