Nani mjanja kati ya mtalii na mbongo

[ABDUL JIRANI]

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii amekodi boti anazunguka nalo kwenye mto zambezi kuangalia mandhari,akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "do you know biology,psychology and anthropology?" kijana akajibu "NO" Mtalii akamwambia "What the hell do you know under the sun?

You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia

"You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology" Chezea kizungu wewe!

 

[Mr. Marangu]

huyo mbongo ninomajapo hajui kila kitu ila kunakitu anafahamu apana dharau bnadamu mwenzio

 

[SuperImpressor]

Kisa kama hiki niliwahi kukisiki kwenye Redio ya AWR miaka ya nyumaaaa.

Umenikumbusha na Donald Kibunja Mwangi

 

[Piere. Fm]

Hahahahaha hapo ndio tunatakiwa kutambua elimu siyo darasani tu.

 

[hevensitor da montez]

Hahahahahaha!chezea mbongo weee

 

[wikolo]

Ha ha ha ha!! Jamaa alijitahidi kumpa mtalii majibu mazuri baada ya dharau zake za ajabu. Msimdharau mtu manake hakuna aliyekamilika akawa na kila kitu! Mtalii anajua' biology' lakini hajui 'kuogelealogy' na hapo ndo kazi ilipo!

 

[SHIEKA]

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii amekodi boti anazunguka nalo kwenye mto zambezi kuangalia mandhari,akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "do you know biology,psychology and anthropology?" kijana akajibu "NO" Mtalii akamwambia "What the hell do you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology" Chezea kizungu wewe!

Alaa kumbe watu wa mto zambezi wanazungumza kiswahili! Nilifikiri hii ilitokea mto rufiji.

 

[Omnibus]

Duuu mkuu asanté kwa kuifanya siku yangu iishe salama🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

[Lawrichie]

ha ha ha nmeipenda hyo...