Nampenda my clas$ met

[Mohamedi Sekiet]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

 

[Asprin]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

Nakushauri utumie kiswahili kwa kuwa hujui kiingereza kabisa!

Afu kama hicho chuo unachosoma kiko Tanzania nadhani TCU wana kazi kubwa. Huna sifa ya kusoma chuo kikuu!

 

[Husninyo]

Mmh! Naona kijana umetema mayai viza.

 

[Kalamzuvendi]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

Dah........kazi ipo,mi kayumba kwenye unge'ng'e lkn hapa duh!!,bora mie pamoja na ukayumba wangu.

 

[Mabagala]

Kwakweli hii inaonyesha jinsi gani elimu yetu haiendi mbele inazidi kushuka tu. Kuna bwana mdogo wa UDOM nae alikuwa na kiingereza size ya bibi yangu kule kijijini kwetu. Kaja mwengine kajisifu kasoma Malaysia Kuala Lumpur nae kaja na mafyongo ya kiingereza. Leo tena mwengine St John anakuja na Kiinglish maskini. Ni aibu wajameni! Huko makazini wakiwa na mameneja wazungu sijui inakuwaje!

 

[Kiraka]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

Yaani wewe kama ndio hivi lazima utoswe tu.... manake kuongea Kiswahili hujui na Kiingereza ndio hicho....

 

[Vin Diesel]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

mkuu hivi ni kweli upo chuo kikuu??? nadhani atakuwa amekuacha kutokana na kiingereza chako kilichokufa...hapo kwenye red ni mfano kidogo tu kwani mwanzo mwisho umekoboa.

 

[afrodenzi]

Hahahahaha
Dahhhhh hiyo English
kazi kweli kweli..

Kuna sentence umetumia nafsi ya kiume
Him .. na jina lako Mohammed
Kwingine kote unamuongelea mwanamke..

Tafadhali fuata ushauri wa Asprin
Sante kwa kunichekesha lolz..

 

[Bushloiaz]

Kama ndio mbwembwe ulizokwenda nazo kwa huyo mwanamke ana kila sababu ya kukupiga chini

 

[Kidzude]

Kijana acha kuweweseka na mapenzi ya shule utadisco na kupoteza malengo yako. Mliingia mkataba feki wa kumuacha umupedae na yeye kuwa na ampendae. Sasa amegundua kuwa naye ungemuacha tu akaona heri arudi alikotoka '' Zimwi likujualo''. Sasa lazima umuonyeshe kuwa wewe ni mwanaume kwa kutolialia tafuta mwingine akupende.

 

[Asprin]

Hahahahaha
Dahhhhh hiyo English
kazi kweli kweli..

Kuna sentence umetumia nafsi ya kiume
Him .. na jina lako Mohammed
Kwingine kote unamuongelea mwanamke..

Tafadhali fuata ushauri wa Asprin
Sante kwa kunichekesha lolz..

Aliyekuchesha ni Asprin au mmwaga ung'eng'e pori?

 

[Dio]

Kaka,usife moyo,fuata ushauri walio kuambia jamaa,tafuta thread ambazo zitakuwezesha kurekebisha kizungu chako.

 

[Kidzude]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

Mdogo wangu nakuomba masomo yawe ndio mpenzi wako na ujitahidi kumpa muda mwingi na kumpenda kingereza atakusaidia sana maishani

 

[Gaijin]

hicho ni kijamaica :]

 

[Eiyer]

Jamani mwacheni,sasa mabinti wa Jf watamzimiaje,si mnakumbuka ule uzi wa bila kujua kiinglishi huwezi kupata dem?Teh,teh,teh,teh!

 

[AshaDii]

Jamani wana Jf nampenda sana my class met lakini wala hani pend. Unajua ilikuaje 1st time am join in unvst of st,John i was met a girl who was love me a lot yani she was crazy over me but sudenly after 1st semistes shewas change and we were nt good in our relation i was realy trièd to mek her love me as past coz i lov hm so much and iwas left my girl coz of her but haikutosha after one ýear she was left me coz shet got a gy who was his lv at past but she said she stil love me as so much but at this time she told me to stay away 4rm her. So marafiki wa jf tell what can i do coz i love her so much.

The Finest ndio mtaalaam wa hawa jamaaa.... hopefully leo atawasiri... kazi ipo!!

JK kakazana kujenga madarasa alafu haboreshe Education related aspects... Too bad.

 

[afrodenzi]

Aliyekuchesha ni Asprin au mmwaga ung'eng'e pori?

Babu shikamoonimependa ushauri wako..Lakini kilichoniacha hoi Ni hicho kithungu... Halafu yuko UNI...dahhhhh

 

[Who Cares?]

duuuh...kweli elimu yetu ina safari ndefu kufika tutakako

 

[Eiyer]

Huyu jamaa mbona harespond?

 

[Keren_Happuch]

Mimi nafikiri huyu jamaa anafanya tu utani.... siamini kabisa kama mtu anaweza kuwa University halfu aandike hivyo....hapana! Ameamua kufurahisha jamvi, au ni amemaliza tu std seven!