Mzungu aelezea maisha yake Tanzania

[Sexer]

Tena manyang'au ya Kenya ndio utawachoka kabisa

Haya maneno ndo yanasabisha tunanyimwa BVR machine

 

[ndupa]

Sasa kafwata nini huku kwetu...embu akafie mbele huko!!! Mfyuuuuuu

 

[Lancashire]

Hawa watalii njaa wavaa malapa ndio kazi zao hizi.hakuna la ajabu hapa.

 

[Zamaulid]

Namba tisa zipo kenya,wana mahips ya tumboni wakati wenzao wana ya mapajani.

mkuu unaweza kuwa na picha niangalie labda nitaelewa?!

 

[Zamaulid]

Haya maneno ndo yanasabisha tunanyimwa BVR machine

mi ningeandamana kama wangetupatia...

 

[babukijana]

Not so negative by the way.

 

[Hardman]

Cocacola na Pepsi za bongo kweli ni tamu mno..zina sukari nyingi ...hii ni kweli kabisa

 

[GRANDPUBA]

Huyo mzungu atakuwa kapoa sana uswazi.

Na. 12 na 13 huwa zinahusu. Kuna watu usipowasalimia barabarani kwao ni kesi.

Siku ukila kuku na biriani, watu wanauliza kwani sikukuu ya eid tayari?

 

[nemulo]

NI weusi fii labda uje mombasa ndio utapata shombeshombe

Kenya nzima,mombasa ndio utapata wasichana ila kwingineko ni wale mabondia wanaopiga wanaume.

 

[nemulo]

Haya maneno ndo yanasabisha tunanyimwa BVR machine

Watu hata katiba hatuitaki wewe unazungumzia BVR?

 

[sam999]

10. Women are stronger than men and carry all
the heavy objects.
The whole concept of men carrying things for
women to be gentlemen…yea, that’s a western
idea.


BURRRRRRRNNNNNN HAHAHA NA WANACHEKA WAKENYA HAHAHA

 

[sam999]

13. You must greet everyone you see on the
street.
Greetings are super important and the first
thing you must learn to live here. No
exaggeration, but people may actually die if
you don’t acknowledge them when you walk
by. Or at least it seems that way!


And we are still asking why Tanzania is doing well below par - they try to Gve a *** about everything

 

[nemulo]

NI weusi fii labda uje mombasa ndio utapata shombeshombe

Huyu mtoto alizaliwa mwezi uliopita Nairobi hospital Kenya.

 

[Stroke]

ndugu leo asubuhi nilikua nasikiliza Ghetto radio ya nairobi mjadala ulikua ni tukio la kijana mmoja kakutwa akifanya mapenzi na kuku, kilicho nifurahisha zaidi ilikua ni simu za wasikilizaji.... hawa jirani zetu are so funny!

hawa jamaa wa ajabu sana, wanakula mpaka Punda..

Donkey Meat in Food Chain in Kenya | www.kirotv.com

 

[Mangungo II]

Hehehehe!! nilitegemea unajua chochote kuhusu Kenya, kumbe mtu wa vijiweni Bongo.

Vijiweni ndiko kuna maisha halisi ya wakenya huko kwengine ni kufoji tu

 

[jMali]

hiyo "tiki tiki maji" kaisikiwa wapi? muongo huyo!

 

[lovely love]

Mmmh huyo akamuulize mwenzie mzungu kichaa anaishije

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

mtoa post atakubaliana na mimi ndani ya kenya ili uwe valueable ni lazima uwe na swaga za tanzania,hii ni kwa watangazaji,wasanii,watu wa kawaida,tena mademu wa kenya wasisikie ukaongea na simu huku unaongea lafudh ya tz huwa wanapagawa sana tena sana,mwanzoni kabla sijajua udhaifu wao niliwalala sana dada zao na mama zao, , ingia club sasa utakuta gospel zikipigwa humo daimond humohumo na asilimia 80 ya nyimbo zipigwazo kenya ni bongofleva , , , , , , , , , , NITOBOEEE ????

Mkuu kuna mwaka nilikuwa huko ughaibuni,nikamla mtoto kikuyu sbb ya kiswahili cha kibongo tu,kwa hilo sikupingi,na hata wakenya wengi niliokutana nao milio ya ktk simu zao ilikuwa bongofleva tu

 

[HAZOLE]

africa for africa! europe for europe!

 

[nemulo]

jamani wakenya punguzeni kunywa mataputapu ,dada zao ni mabingwa wa kufanya mapenzi na mbwa ,mtoa post abishe yanayotokea mombasa, watoto wa kiume kenya wanaliwa zaid kuliko tz, wanatoa sana pete mashaallah wamelegea kazi kushinda beach na mirungi kazi kutega wazungu utaskia u know nikikam nitakushow

Hahaha...