"My dear bottle"

[Tuko]

Sijambo baba Tom,anaendelea vizuri,

Asante nimepokea ile hela ya matumizi ya Tom.........ubarikiwe....

Mwambie kuwa hata baba yake mdogo mzima...

 

[Michelle]

Sanaa... si vibaya akiwa mdogo wake Tom... lol

Tupange basi,tutimize malengo yetu....ukiwa tayari PM me......lol:clap2:

 

[Michelle]

Mwambie kuwa hata baba yake mdogo mzima...

Kuwa mpole kidogo baba mdogo wake Tom,hatafurahi kwakuwa hatukuachana on mutual basis,aliniboa nikamkimbia,bado ananipenda.....lol

 

[Mlachake]

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
Contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job...
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall
swearing,
"You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the
reason
I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my
job ".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend , You were not involved!"