Mume na mke

Jeji

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• Sep 10, 2011

• #1

MUME: Mke wangu nakupenda sana ila naomba kujua
umewahi kuvunja uaminifu mara ngapi?
MKE: Siku ya kwanza nililala na mwenye nyumba sababu
alikuwa anatudai kodi.
MUME: Safii.
MKE: Siku ya pili ulipo fanyiwa oparesheni na pesa hakuna
nikalala na dokta.
MUME: Kumbe unanijali ehh!
MKE: Siku ya tatu kipindi cha uchaguzi ulipokuwa unaomba kura
ikabidi nitembee na wapiga kura wote ili wakupigie kura.
MUME: Tobaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Vin Diesel

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Mar 1, 2011

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• Sep 10, 2011

• #2

Hapo lazima uzime.

 

Shine

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #3

Tehe tehe cjui mtu utachukua uamuz gani hapo labda ukampime akili

 

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Kozo

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• Sep 12, 2011

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Naomba mnisaidie kufahamu kwani kuuliza si ujinga,Hivi ni kweli kwamba hakuna sababu yoyote ya mgao wa umeme bali umeme unakatwa ili wenye vitambi wapige dili zao?

 

Mtalingolo

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• Sep 12, 2011

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Duuh hamna mke hapo,

 

DULLAH B.

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• Sep 12, 2011

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Naomba mnisaidie kufahamu kwani kuuliza si ujinga,Hivi ni kweli kwamba hakuna sababu yoyote ya mgao wa umeme bali umeme unakatwa ili wenye vitambi wapige dili zao?

Acha kudandia thread za wenzio anzisha ya kwako.

 

Mzee

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #7

Bado nafikiria uamuzi ambao ningeuchukua.

 

deadteja

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #8

upendo wa mke kwa mume ulizidi mpaka anam-kill mumewe softly. kifuatacho hapo ni huyo mke kuchezea vitasa tu, kama jamaa hajapata stroke lakini!

 

Nazjaz

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Jan 20, 2011

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #9

utamu wa punane humfanya mume kuwa zoba

 

Mnyang'anyi

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #10

Nazjaz said:

utamu wa punane humfanya mume kuwa zoba

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... Hi Punane ndo nini tena hii...

 

Determinantor

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• Sep 12, 2011

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Nikupe bei gani uniachie huyo mke? inaonekana ni malighafi hio mzee, mshikilie huyoooo

 

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Capitani

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• Sep 12, 2011

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Ndugu yangu yote yatesemwa lakini hapo hakuna mke. ni i uzandiki na unafiki tuuuuuuuuu

 

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Capitani

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• Sep 12, 2011

• #13

Ndoa ni ndoano lakini maisha ni kuelewana tu. ya wambea yasimsue mwenye kupenda chake