Mume bandidu.

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asakuta same

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Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei gani?
Mhudumu: 65,000/=
Mume: Inakuwa na kachumbari?
Mhudumu: Ndio mkubwa.
Mume: Kachumbari nayo bei gani?
Mhudumu: Kachumbari bure boss.
Mume: Basi 2naomba kachumbari sahani 2!

 

Memo

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Hahahahahahaaaa!
Pambaf zake...

 

Rejao

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Hahahaahah....lol

 

Mapi

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......dah! Uuuuwi mbavu zanguuu.........hahahahahahahahahaha

 

Sabry001

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Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

 

Mzee

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Very good.

 

The Hunter

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Jamaa kiboko,atakuwa mpare tuu

 

SHUPAZA

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hahahahahahaha

 

Architect E.M

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Sabry001 said:

Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

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exactly,,,,hahahahahah,,, umezidi kunifurahisha mkurugenzi

 

MR. DRY

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Excellent.nukta

 

KASHOROBANA

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tiiiiii tiiiiii... Kweli mume uyu ni bandidu, tena bandidu mchumi

 

MUREFU

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dah! Huyu kapitiliza huyu

 

kibhopile

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duh, huyu ni noma huenda hata mke alioa bure,,,,lol,

 

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Mwana EA

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hahahahahahahahah made my day:eyebrows:

 

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asakuta same

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Sabry001 said:

Huyo mume lazma ni Rejao na mke ni FF! Xory kwa kusema ukweli.

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hahahahahahaaaaaaa!na muhudumu basi atakuwa mwita25.

 

bampami

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kingine please!

 

Mdau Mkuu

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Kwani sie wapare tunafanyaga hayo makitu mbona unatuonea Mdau wangu jamani?