Msomi na mvuvi

[Mussa kiraka]

Msomi alikua anataka kuvuka mto kwa mtumbwi maongezi yao yalikua hivi-
Msomi-ndugu umesoma mpaka darasa la ngapi?
Mvushaji- darasa la 7
Msomi- umepoteza asilimia 20 ya maisha yako.
Msomi-umeshawahi kupanda ndege?
Mvushaji- hapana!
Msomi-umepoteza asilimia15 ya maisha yako.
kufika katikati ya safari mvushaj nae akauliza swali
Mvushaji-unajua kuogelea?
Msomi-hapana! sijui
Mvushaji- (kwa hasira) kum****ko umepoteza asilimia 100 ya maisha yako.
Akaupindua mtumbwi

 

[nelly nely]

Teh aseeeee

 

[Jaslaws]

Hahahaha...€&¥

 

[Bambanza jr.]

Muache mbwembwe na videgree vyenu!

 

[tindikalikali]

Muache mbwembwe na videgree vyenu!

kwanini unaita videgree au huna?

 

[Shine]

Ndo ujue elimu si kila kitu

 

[Pancras Suday]

kwanini unaita videgree au huna?

Teh teh teh teh teeeeh, hana huyu msamehe bure bhana

 

[Mussa kiraka]

Ndo ujue elimu si kila kitu

kweli wangu ka degree kako akana thaman katika swala kifo

 

[Babuu blessed]

Kudadek nimecheka alfajir u made my day man

 

[gracious86]

Hahah..Hah